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Originally posted by keddo Atleast its something Granted but you will have to work with a shovel up your ass all day long for years, and when you have becomed a little wider you will have to exchange it for a bigger one. It continues like that for 10 years until you realize it was all pointless and kill yourself, beacause you cant stand the pain. I wish i could make a living out of texas hold 'em poker.

granted, but now your blind.

i wish people would leave feedback on my tracks, even if they suck.

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Originally posted by Mebot why was a shovel in my ass in the first place?

Beacause communists controlls the area your farm is in.

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I wish i knew how to use Photoshop

Granted, but everyone will start avoiding you beacause they are afriad of getting photochopped.

I wish i knew how to ride a camel.

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Originally posted by keddo Beacause communists controlls the area your farm is in.

oh.

well that sucks

The whole "idaho farmer with a shovel in his ass because of the commies" thing is a little too much surreal, isn't it?

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Originally posted by keddo I wish i knew how to ride a camel.

Granted, but while you are riding the camel you get bit by a really deadly poisonous snake who lives in the dessert, and you die qith lots of pain and suffering.

I wish I understand why the random running dog it's no longer running while I am posting.

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Originally posted by R.j. granted, but now your blind. i wish people would leave feedback on my tracks, even if they suck.

wish granted but THEY ALL SUCKED!
i wish i bought yahoo stock when it first came on market.

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Originally posted by DJ E-s*it wish granted but THEY ALL SUCKED! i wish i bought yahoo stock when it first came on market.

granted, but the stock crashes today.

I wish I had an ice-cream cake

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Originally posted by Dirk W. granted, but the stock crashes today. I wish I had an ice-cream cake

Granted, but it taste like shit.

I wish I understand why the random running dog it's no longer running while I am typing this.

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Originally posted by chavs Granted, but it taste like shit. I wish I understand why the random running dog it's no longer running while I am typing this.

granted but now your nose is running

i wish i could turn back time

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Originally posted by |cEbLu3 granted but now your nose is running i wish i could turn back time

Granted, but you only can back to the moment you turned back time, so you enter in a space-time loop for all the eternity.

I wish my nose stop running

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Originally posted by chavs Granted, but you only can back to the moment you turned back time, so you enter in a space-time loop for all the eternity. I wish my nose stop running

granted, but now your ass is bleeding.

I wish there was more to do at work today.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. granted, but now your ass is bleeding. I wish there was more to do at work today.

Granted, but now you have tons of extra work, and you can't get home until it gets done, which means you'll have to work for 48 hours straight.

I wish I was a medieval knigth

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Originally posted by chavs Granted, but now you have tons of extra work, and you can't get home until it gets done, which means you'll have to work for 48 hours straight. I wish I was a medieval knigth

granted, but you fell off your horse and munched it like a little bitch.

I wish that unicorn comic from earlier was in my sig.

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