Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
She was really, really fat. Didn't you read the part where he kissed her lovehandles?
she did look mannish for a reason
Jan-10-2005 05:54
DJ JEM
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lol you bastards are just jealous because my gf is hot and urs is not
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Jan-10-2005 05:56
RandomGirl
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Originally posted by DJ JEM
lol you bastards are just jealous because my gf is hot and urs is not
Did you use a condom?
Jan-10-2005 05:57
Halcyon+On+On
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quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
To seduce her smoke a cigar with your anal cavity. When you "exhale" the smoke, clench your cheeks and try to make them say "I love you" It will most likely sound like "BBBBBBBLLLLLYYYYYYY RRRRVVVV FWOOOOOOOOO"
I know this is from a lot earlier on in the thread, but I would just like to let beats and beeps know that I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this.
edit: omfg it's got me again. try to actually say "BBBBBBBLLLLLYYYYYYY RRRRVVVV FWOOOOOOOOO".
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Jan-10-2005 05:58
Boomer187
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wtf, i watch 2 hours of 24 and there are 7 pages...you bastards
Jan-10-2005 05:58
TranceSpeeder
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i like meat on my girls! i mean, nothing is better than tapping the ass.
Jan-10-2005 05:59
Halcyon+On+On
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quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Did you use a condom?
I hope not, because we could use more garbagemen.
THERESA!!
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Jan-10-2005 06:01
beats and beeps
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quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I know this is from a lot earlier on in the thread, but I would just like to let beats and beeps know that I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this.
edit: omfg it's got me again. try to actually say "BBBBBBBLLLLLYYYYYYY RRRRVVVV FWOOOOOOOOO".
Oh come on now you're making me blush.
I only laughed once, and its when I got a mental image of a female leaping around a burning living room with a ten inch black strapon bouncing up and down in perfect time with her breasts. Knife in hand, and a look of pure horror on the males face.
Jan-10-2005 06:04
RandomGirl
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
THERESA!!
Yea, I shouldn't have said that.
I apologize
Jan-10-2005 06:06
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Yea, I shouldn't have said that.
I apologize
Uhhh....
How do I respond to this?
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Jan-10-2005 06:12
miamitrance04
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Registered: Sep 2004
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wow i want like 10 minutes of my life back i can't believe i sat here and read this shit! PATHETIC
Jan-10-2005 06:15
itsTrueSonic
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quote:
Originally posted by Evil_Gnome
Sex can wait masturbate
hahahhaa ...
" .... i know i am a dork .. i do have greasy hair .. and i have greasy hair ... and i have never kissed a girl .. "
"hey .. it's ok to explore your body.."
"safe sex is in your hands.."
"sex can wait .. masturbate .."
" ..... arianna .. i can't believe i once thought of asking you out (*.. oh glenn...*) .. but now i don't even think so .. and craig .. i think i can kick your a*s ..
ahahahahahah .. from "will ferrell greatest vol.I" .. hahhahaa
