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Originally posted by Saka So you made all that crap up, like them hibernating and having intercourse in dust clouds?

Oh no, that's stuff's all true.

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Originally posted by jennypie Oh no, that's stuff's all true.

Cute that you'd research that stuff, or cute that you'd sit at home watching nature progs.
I like watching programs bout monkeys, monkey business is hilarious.

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Originally posted by Saka Cute that you'd research that stuff, or cute that you'd sit at home watching nature progs. I like watching programs bout monkeys, monkey business is hilarious.

You don't actually believe me, do you??

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Originally posted by jennypie You don't actually believe me, do you??

I do, srsly.
And I do ltrly watch monkey programs.

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Originally posted by Saka I do, srsly. And I do ltrly watch monkey programs.

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Originally posted by Saka Cute that you'd research that stuff, or cute that you'd sit at home watching nature progs. I like watching programs bout monkeys, monkey business is hilarious.

so that means you like monkey holes

This thread is worthy of me to poop on.

Or better yet, a manatee to poop on.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by jennypie

I'm a man at ease

Put your arms around me baby
Cant you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
Im about to begin
Lovin you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriends dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend Im the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
Im about to blow my load
You tell me its time to make love
But now I cant
cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin you
Im so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time Ill be better at lovin you

courtney is the greatest

she is my best friend and my lover

you are my hero

have my babies

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Originally posted by Vlad This thread is worthy of me to poop on. Or better yet, a manatee to poop on.

i lol but just a little

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