Registered: Mar 2008
Location: blasting the funk out yo speaker!
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Originally posted by squirrelly
I know this thread has gone waaaay off topic - but - Never. My ex and I did that, and we got toooo comfortable. Kinda took the sexiness away from each other. Actually, not kinda, it did. Once you've seen someone go #1 and #2... it's hard to see them as sexy anymore, all you see is that grunt face.
Moral Hazard
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Originally posted by Frenchie
My pussy is cold, please light my fire.
Aug-22-2008 14:14
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
Exactly. I know a lot of people will disagree and say that it’s true love when you can do that and blab la bla. Maybe I will change my tone when I’ve been married for several years and have popped out a couple of my husband’s kids, but for now, it’s just not necessary. I’d like to keep the sexiness and spark as much as I can, but also while having a nice comfort zone with my guy. I think even when I’m married though I won’t go out of my way to take craps in front of my husband
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Aug-22-2008 15:52
elFreak
Blood Diamonds and Salsa
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
your new man is french canadian, he WILL shit ON you eventually.
Jamie knows what I'm talking about. I've never even gone #2 in the house with him there, or farted. Ladies don't do that stuff. It's a lot sexier when I have a hot outfit on and I come out of the bathroom and it doesn't smell like I just ripped one, or I don't say "man, that dump was just what I needed, CAN YA SMELL THAT?!"
Aug-22-2008 16:56
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
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Originally posted by squirrelly
Jamie knows what I'm talking about. I've never even gone #2 in the house with him there, or farted. Ladies don't do that stuff. It's a lot sexier when I have a hot outfit on and I come out of the bathroom and it doesn't smell like I just ripped one, or I don't say "man, that dump was just what I needed, CAN YA SMELL THAT?!"
As I have said before, I know that the ladies physically do these things, but I really don't want to hear it. As you mentioned, it ruins the sexiness.
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Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Aug-22-2008 17:21
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
I am taking a leak RIGHT NOW.
Aug-22-2008 17:40
Protege
Just like perfection
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: East Bay
me and my gf pee in front of each other. no big deal.
Aug-22-2008 18:24
kadomony
FRENCH EXPRESS
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Philly
i used to pee in front of my gf but it left a big puddle
Still not as awkward as using an overcrowded "piss trough" at any given sports stadium.
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Aug-22-2008 19:24
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
You girls are wrong. Farting and shitting is what keeps the sexiness alive. Think about it: farts and turds come from your butt, so when you fart or shit your bf is thinking about your butt, which means he's prolly thinking about anal sex, which means he's also thinking about all kinds of other ways he'd like to defile your body.
Aug-22-2008 19:35
squirrelly
The Phun Nun
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower
more like he's thinking about that foul stench that just came out of you, and giving you that disgusted look.
