quote:Originally posted by squirrelly Pineapples make your p*&^y taste better I thought you meant doing other stuff with a pineapple. However, I fucking live off pineapple juice. Its all I drink when I go out.
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quote:Originally posted by Banora My ex told me he refuses to go down on a girl because the one time he did he got 'crusties' in his mouth.
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Yeah, I did the same wtf thing. He also said there was some lint-like substance in there too.
ew, what'd she do? Never, ever wash it?!
Ok this thread is going in the wrong fucking direction. *gag*
quote:Originally posted by squirrelly ew, what'd she do? Never, ever wash it?! Hell if I know! I never even knew the girl... its just what he told me.
you seem to date nothing but morons banora. seriously, if the bitch has poutine cheese down there you can usually tell without diving in head first like some gook on mxc.
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quote:Originally posted by elFreak you seem to date nothing but morons banora. Tell me about it.
quote:Originally posted by Silky Johnson Ok this thread is going in the wrong fucking direction. *gag*
lol Nothing worse than a hairy Amazon-inspired vag / rawwwr fssst
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