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| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i'm PISSED
I leave work, and i'm in the parking lot, and i call one of my buddies up and tell him i can't go out tonight, because i have to bring my housemate to the airport at like 415 in the morning. he's kinda disappointed, but says OK.
i get into my carport, and another buddy calls me and i explain the same thing.
i open up my front door, and i instantly hear , "KILL HIM! GET HIM! KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
instantly pissed. his shit was soooooo loud.
so i change out of the uniform, put on a pair of jeans and a shirt, and call my buddies back and am like, "i'm out...where we drinkin'?"
so we go drink for two hours.
i get like 4 blocks from my house, and the housemate calls me and says, "HEY BUDDY, YOU STILL BRINGING ME TO ARIPORT YES?"
"yeah, i'm like 4 blocks away, i'll be home in like 1 minute"
"OK COOL BUDDY THANKS"
so i walk in, and he's rrather trashed.
he drank 1.5 liters of wine.
now, i'm not opposed to drinking by ones self. hell, i did it often enough. and i'm not opposed to drinking and doing crazy funny things either.
but i'm pissed because he hasn't packed ANYTHING.
ITS 254AM AND WE HAVE TO LEAVE MY PLACE AT 415AM AND HE DOESN'T HAVE SHIT PACKED AND HES STILL PLAYING THAT MOTHER FUCKING GAME INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING FUCKING PRODUCTIVE
fucking ass clown.
this is taking advantage of me. all the other shit i could pass aside....but this, i'm pissed. the ass is going to pass out on the plane, sleep like a baby, while i have to drive back home and try to catch up on MY sleep. i'm so tempted to say, "hey, i'm drunk, i can't drive....take a taxi....it's 222-TAXI is the phone number"
fucking a
edit,
on the plus side, i did enjoy some guiness with some real friends on my flight at a bar. it was nice. and i appreciated it. |
Pull some shit off the engine in your car. Not major shit, just enough to ensure it won't start.
I'm not fucking kidding Will, you're getting fucked.
"Dude, my car was missing a beat all the way home, I thought it was the "...." but it won't start now. FUCK. How badly does this effect your travel plans man, cos I don't know how long it'll take for the guy to come figure it out, and fix it. What time is your flight again?"
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