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Heres a couple jokes for you guys:
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A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his
wife had been to him, and how fortunate he was to have her.
He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."
The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem
ungrateful or anything, but why did you make her so stupid?"
"So she could love you, my son."
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Bill Clinton & the Pope died on the same day. There was a mix up & Bill went to heaven & the Pope went to hell.
The Pope complained to the devil but the devil said the mix up could only be corrected 24 hrs later.
24 hrs later the Pope was on the way to heaven & Bill on the way to hell. They met on the way & they had a conversation.
Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
Bill: Never mind
Pope: I always wanted to meet the VIRGIN Mary
Bill: You are a day late!
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/SARCASM.
| quote: | Originally posted by Coup
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