Yep. Cant have the girls eatin smegma

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Originally posted by D-res he said US just cause you still love him doesnt make up for the fact that half of us are screwed forever becauase of a cock malfunction

hey...i'll take it..


you're screwed though...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller hey...i'll take it.. you're screwed though...

im gonna find the doctor that did it and ask for my skin back

you could always just get some bologna and wrap up pig in the blanket style hahaha

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Originally posted by D-res he said US just cause you still love him doesnt make up for the fact that half of us are screwed forever becauase of a cock malfunction

Sorry...I don't know you or I would have included you!

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Originally posted by D-res just cause you still love him doesnt make up for the fact that half of us are screwed forever becauase of a cock malfunction

"cock malfunction"

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Originally posted by trancebrat Sorry...I don't know you or I would have included you!

that makes me feel better


still doesnt make up for the fact that my decomposed dong skin is in a landfill somewhere. it had SO MUCH POTENTIAL

we'll just have to work on pleasing ourselves then...we'll have to make up for being worse in bed with just getting more in bed MUHAHAHAHAHAHA....we still win!!!

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Originally posted by Floorfiller we'll just have to work on pleasing ourselves then...

I thought you've been working on that since you hit puberty?

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

i think the beating off was better before puberty because when you climax, there wanst any cleaning up to do, since of course you werent producin... good times.

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Originally posted by Fundamental I thought you've been working on that since you hit puberty?

damn caught hahaha

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Originally posted by D-res cock malfunction

LOL, that made my day,

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