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| quote: | Originally posted by DJ JEM
update :
ok 1st she comes over and brings some panda express, yum!
then we get to talking about random shit you know , i'm playing it cool, the i go get the wine and pour her and i a glass, she gives me a kiss and says she is happy to see me, next we walk to the sofa and sit close to eachother and start kissing, then we get more and more into and i pick her up and carry her to my room. next i lay her on the bed and start kissing her neck slowly and start kiss/lick her ears. she is starting to breathe heavy and moan alittle bit. then i go back to her neck and work on it for a little bit. after that i go to her stomach and start kissing her belly button and start working my way up her stomach to her chest where i slowly lick her tits and she starts to twitch, then i go back to kissing her lips and neck and ears, she is really gettting into it then i go back to her stomach and kiss her belly once more and her love handles. then i slowly start unbuttoning her pants and sliding them off, then i start kissing her stomach again and workign my way back to her neck, she is really really hot by now and wet, i go back down to her pubic bone and start kissing it and slowly pushing her panties off. once i get them off i start kissing her legs and pushing them out of the way, the holy land! , i start licking her holy land slowly rubbing her clit with my finger and puting another one in her to get her even more excited, after about 8 mintures of that shit i take off my jeans and she starts to give me wonderful head, while i continue to eat her out. after about 5 mintues of that my peins is up and ready to do , so i lay her back on her back and slowly slip it in, but its kinda too small for me so i have to kinda force it in, anyways once i get in there all the way i start goign slow and she is just screaming her head off. and then i start to go faster and faster, she is screaming louder and louder, she is just about to have an orgaism, and i pick up the speed to even faster, she comes like 4 times and then i notice this smell. fuckign smells awful, its the smell of a fart. so i look at her and i can tell she smells it too so i pull out, cum on her stomach and asked her if she farted. she called me an asshole and told me to call her in the morning, now my legs are twitching and i can barly smoke this cigarette but i think i did good. +1 for me! |
I call a fucking pisstake. How can you start with not knowing where to stick it, to then making her cum 4 times? 
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