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Originally posted by Vlad The stronger/better the contact/hit... the amount of jizz to be consumed goes up. A good shot is twice a day, every 12 hours... an accurate shot is 3 a day, every 8 hours, a precise shot is 4 a day, every 6 hours - and so forth. The FDA has approved this clinical application of jizz and said deviation from this is allowed, doing less will only delay healing, doing more wont make it faster, but it wont kill you either.

LMAO

haha pwned! Get well soon arny, you big fag!

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Originally posted by pvdAngel LMAO haha pwned! Get well soon arny, you big fag!

You wont be laughing when your day comes and youre begging someone to jab the back of your throat with their mushroom stick.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Slylee probably because you're the only one who spends any time with it.

lol I got one!

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Originally posted by igottaknow me and my penis are on a first name basis.

Same with you and alot of other guys' penises i'm sure.

Dallastar's a freak

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its about time we had a good sex thread.

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Originally posted by pvdAngel Good shot kid, I think you got 'im!

Fixed for great trance song reference!

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Originally posted by Ygrene Fixed for great trance song reference!

Awesome!

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Originally posted by Frenchie

Yum!

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Originally posted by Frenchie

Thats not good...


The pen0r should be pointing up abit... not look like a broken arrow.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad Loose is such a deceiving word though, because when most guys talk about 'loose' pussies, they mean that there are 'beef curtains' or whatever you want to call it... but having that doesnt mean youre loose anyway... most of it has to do with the vaginal opening itself, you can have a tight looking cooch, but fill it with a 4 inch thick cock.

Exactly.

All women have "beef curtains". They are actually the labia minora, which if the woman doesn't have a deformity of some kind, she should have. They are in no way indicitive of the tightness of the vaginal canal.

The labia minora is incredibly stretchy, and for some women, they hang a little lower than others, very similar to the male ball sac. In fact, the labia minora is made up of the same skin tissue as the ball sac, and as I am sure all of you men know, it can stretch very easily, and not all men hang at the same length.

according to some of my female friends...they sell "tighten her up cream" at sex shops... hehehe

My dick is so big, he has his own sitcom and refused to make appearance at David Letterman at least 3 times
























p.s. don't make me whip out Drew Carey's "Dirty Jokes and Beer" book, full of "big dick" jokes.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by Theresa Exactly. All women have "beef curtains". They are actually the labia minora, which if the woman doesn't have a deformity of some kind, she should have. They are in no way indicitive of the tightness of the vaginal canal. The labia minora is incredibly stretchy, and for some women, they hang a little lower than others, very similar to the male ball sac. In fact, the labia minora is made up of the same skin tissue as the ball sac, and as I am sure all of you men know, it can stretch very easily, and not all men hang at the same length.

theresa use propper terminology... ballzac

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?