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Well I was debating with myself whether to post this here but since this is just TOO much for for me to read I'll have to pass it along...
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> > > Dennis Miller on Israel....very good
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian who has a
> > > show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. He is not Jewish. He
> > > recently said the following about the Mideast situation:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a
> > > service to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you
> > > the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is
> > > all you Really need.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Here we go:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing
> > > about that:
> > >
> > > There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word.
> > > Israel was called Palestine
> > > for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan,"
> > > "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention.
> > > Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned
> > > by Egypt, the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no
> > > "Palestinians."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big
> > > as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the "Palestinians,"
> > > weeping for their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian"
> > > any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at
> > > our deaths until someone points out they're being taped. Instead,
> > > let's call them what they are:
> > > "Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would
> > > Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal
> > > Struggle And Death."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about
> > > this, then:
> > >
> > > "Adjacent Jew-Haters." Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their
> > > own country. Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't. They
> > > could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years,
> > > especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own
> > > country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and
> > > Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out
> > > some way to make a living.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the
> > > region
> > > want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course
> > > --that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or "The Zionist
> > > Entity"
> > >
> > > as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed
> > > the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own
> > > people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most
> > > illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if
> > > you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying
> > > something.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes
> > > poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mid east.
> > > Unless I'm missing
> > > something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since
> > > Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five
> > > Million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football
> > > field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of
> > > it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half
> > > of that pack of matches,Everyone will be pals..
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of
> > > wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid
> > > blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were
> > > just kidding.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: Just
> > > reverse the Numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five
> > > million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can
> > > anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and
> > > dynamite to themselves?
> > > Of course not.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for
> > > generations to drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense.
> > > Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or
> > > spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their
> > > bread with the blood of children?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Disgusting.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst
> > > Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death After
> > > September 11th our president told us and the world he was going to
> > > root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them.
> > > Beautiful.
> > > Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the
> > > equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day)
> > > start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show
> > > restraint.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we
> > > would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just
> > > be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and
> > > east of the Jordan.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Please feel free to pass this along to your friends Walk in peace!
> > > Be Happy!
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