Steps to Sex by: La5eR
first is what id do is start making out
then while doing so id slowly but surely work my way to the breasts
after i got to those id massage the nipples in a pinching but not hurting manner
then id slowly make my way down towards the pants while still massaging the nipples
then id unbutton the pants then mine
take my tongue start at the stomach then work my way to the mons
after i got to the mons id texture my tongue to your liking
then after i stimulated that properly
id then move to the vulva
slowly making circular motions and flicking motions with the tongue while experimenting to the right texture as well
after i got the clit exposed id nibble at it with my lips
and maybe use a little bit of teeth but itd be gentle with those
then id suck on it a bit
get it nice and moist
id then take two fingers (index and middle) and make them into a cork screwe configuration
stick those in and rummage around in every way possible
then tease ya with them while massaging the clit with my saliva moist thumb
just before you arch your back i take them out
then i slowly ease my penis into it but gently
carefull not to harm any tissue
then as im facing you and youre facing me id thrust gently and at times thrust a violent one so i get maximum penetration
repeate as necessary
then lay my stomach on yours while sucking on your left nipple
and using tongue textures
still thrusting of course
then id do the other nipple
making sure i can get the maximum amount of stand out of them
then we would french kiss while doing the thrusting still
then a min before i go id start doing it from behind while massaging the nipples and breasts gently
still putting in random hard thrusts
THEN this is where the good part comes in
i go faster and faster till you start arching your back
then take one of my hands and massage the mons and vulva to be sure the clit stays exposed
then after i go i continue to thrust while massaging with a saliva mostened fingers
keep going till you go
then we get all tired and sleep for 10 hrs

Overall the whole process should take one to two hours to complete.

haha this thread grew fast

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Originally posted by DJ JEM it's called penis size .

haha, that's the funniest post in the entire thread

you talk shit man.

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How did it end up like this
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I thought I pointed this out before, but I guess i'll have to repeat myself. My penis is simply huge. It's so big it has its own birth certificate. You wouldn't believe what I had to do to get its passport. It wouldn't fit inside a 70 year old female elephant. My penis is big i'm telling you. I use parachutes as condoms. All the gay guys on forums are envious of my huge penii...

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Originally posted by Lephaid Sex fucking blows.

Only if you're doing it cos think it'll make you feel something or if you're doing it to prove to yourself that it doesn't make you feel anything... I had a case of the latter for a while, and I suspect you are the former.


When you do anything for the wrong reason it's blows. How do you know what the right reason is? Fucked if I know.

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"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
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"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
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Originally posted by astroboy Only if you're doing it cos think it'll make you feel something or if you're doing it to prove to yourself that it doesn't make you feel anything... I had a case of the latter for a while, and I suspect you are the former. When you do anything for the wrong reason it's blows. How do you know what the right reason is? Fucked if I know.

Yeah...probably...

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

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Originally posted by astroboy Only if you're doing it cos think it'll make you feel something or if you're doing it to prove to yourself that it doesn't make you feel anything... I had a case of the latter for a while, and I suspect you are the former.

to be honest, and i may be old fashioned, but for me i wont have sex until the feeling is there! But there is much more to being with someone than just the actual sex part

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How did it end up like this
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Originally posted by JMF [TrAcId] to be honest, and i may be old fashioned, but for me i wont have sex until the feeling is there! But there is much more to being with someone than just the actual sex part

Well that's definitely a safe way to play it. Lately I've been trying to limit myself in a similar way... Butsometimes my horny side still gets the better of me.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

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Originally posted by DarkAngel

+1
this thread is awesome, great thread to wake up to

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@Astroboy: Not all pussy tastes like rancid fish. The only time it will is when it's not washed(thoroughly atleast an hour before going down)/shaved OR you're not accustomed to girl cum. In fact, I say it's an acquired taste (much like fine wine). Oh the sweet juicy taste of girl nectar However, eating it on it's own can be kinda "stale" like to begin with, so I would just like to add it goes great with whipped-cream, maple syrup, strawberryflavoured lube,....


Ok, I'm going to stop now