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my mom opened up my double-sided Sephora mirror and found a shitload of cokepowder all over it. throws it at me and says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT JAMIE"
haha there was no bullshitting on that one. i was like, "umm, coke"
dont ask how i managed to pull this off, but the next day i sent her an email explaining that it was from a month or so ago and that i was wasted with some friends in miami for my friend's birthday (she knew i was in miami for this particular friend's bday) and that they gave me some coke to sober up because i was THAT drunk...and that everyone just continued to use my mirror that night and that i only did a little bit, but that it's not a habit and i promised i didn't do it, bla bla bla. it was actually pretty true, i hadn't partied with it in ages.
anyway, she writes back APOLOGIZING lol and saying how she believed me and she knows i'm not a cokehead and bla bla bla.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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