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Originally posted by dinoXpress you do own a large chemical factory, but afte ra huge revolt amog the workers that were pissed off you barely paid them, they have taken control of the factory and are planning to make chemical weapons to destroy you. i wish i could get signed by a label.

granted, but the time is never right to release your records and so no-one ever hear's ur music.

i wish people couldnt currput my wishes...

game, set, match

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Originally posted by Nell i wish people couldnt currput my wishes... game, set, match

granted, but now martians and trolls and midgets and gnomes and hobbits and dragons and eskimos start corrupting your wishes.



I wish I had a gay pencil

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Originally posted by Mebot granted, but now martians and trolls and midgets and gnomes and hobbits and dragons and eskimos start corrupting your wishes. I wish I had a gay pencil

Gay pencil?... Granted, however, the pencil is extremely sharp and has an uncontrolable lust for you, the pencil penetrates you analy and the sharp end causes extensive damage to your anus resulting in horrible infection from which you slowly die.

I wish that frogs could fly tiny WWI aircraft for my amusement.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I wish that frogs could fly tiny WWI aircraft for my amusement.

granted, but they are shot down by the tiny WWII aircraft flown by toads and salamanders



I wish i could grow a huge handlebar mustache and have a monocle to go with it.

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Originally posted by Mebot granted, but they are shot down by the tiny WWII aircraft flown by toads and salamanders I wish i could grow a huge handlebar mustache and have a monocle to go with it.

Granted, unfortunately the mustache is so large that you get it caught in your car door causing you to fall and smash your monocle eye against the road... your monocle shatters and penetrates your eye causing blindness.

I wish that I had all of Wilie Coyote's toys

BTW, watching the frogs get shot down by toads and salamanders would be even cooler then just having the frogs to begin with!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I wish that I had all of Wilie Coyote's toys

Granted, but they're all made out of marshmallow so you can't use them properly and your hands get all sticky and then they all melt and it looks like the end of Ghostbusters (the movie) when the Mr. Stay-Puft man exploded all over new york city.



I wish cars were invisible so it would look really funny to see people floating and zooming around 6inches above the ground.

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Originally posted by Mebot I wish cars were invisible so it would look really funny to see people floating and zooming around 6inches above the ground.

Granted, but because they are invisible you get knocked over (can see them comming) and paralised and have to eat stuff through a tube.

Also you have to stay in a hospital bed and don't get to see the people in the invisable cars anymore.


I wish I never had to do any mundane stuff (never had to wash or shave or clean my house ever).

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Originally posted by Dervish Granted, but because they are invisible you get knocked over (can see them comming) and paralised and have to eat stuff through a tube. Also you have to stay in a hospital bed and don't get to see the people in the invisable cars anymore. I wish I never had to do any mundane stuff (never had to wash or shave or clean my house ever).

your a man, wish granted.



I wish I could bathe in a tub full of lime jello.

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Originally posted by Mebot I wish cars were invisible so it would look really funny to see people floating and zooming around 6inches above the ground.

Granted but you realise the genius of your wish when youre in the hospital for the rest of your life eating and shitting through a tube and your senses are all gone due to a horrible accident on the highway caused by you staring at some chick driving next to you.


i wish i had a lifetime supply of ramen noodles

Edit - lmao somone else posted eating thru a tube

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"This is the life we chose, the life we lead. There is only one guarantee - None of us will see heaven"

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Originally posted by RickyM Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

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Originally posted by Estella your a man, wish granted. I wish I could bathe in a tub full of lime jello.

Granted but the jello slips its way into your ass causing you weeks of a really bad case of the squirts

I wish there was a shureshot simple way of removing THC from your system in secconds

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Vector Burn - Paradise Lost
"This is the life we chose, the life we lead. There is only one guarantee - None of us will see heaven"

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Originally posted by RickyM Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

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Originally posted by Exodus17 Granted but the jello slips its way into your ass causing you weeks of a really bad case of the squirts I wish there was a shureshot simple way of removing THC from your system in secconds

Granted, but to do this you ingest 12 lbs of pubic hair daily which binds to the THC and thus releases it through your next bowel movement.


I wish I wouldn't be so nervous and stutter around the one I love.

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Originally posted by Estella I wish I wouldn't be so nervous and stutter around the one I love.

Granted, but then everyone considers you intimidating because of your coolness, nobody feels good enough to get close to you and you die alone.

I wish I had the perfect body.

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