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Originally posted by La5eR Steps to Sex by: La5eR first is what id do is start making out then while doing so id slowly but surely work my way to the breasts after i got to those id massage the nipples in a pinching but not hurting manner then id slowly make my way down towards the pants while still massaging the nipples then id unbutton the pants then mine take my tongue start at the stomach then work my way to the mons after i got to the mons id texture my tongue to your liking then after i stimulated that properly id then move to the vulva slowly making circular motions and flicking motions with the tongue while experimenting to the right texture as well after i got the clit exposed id nibble at it with my lips and maybe use a little bit of teeth but itd be gentle with those then id suck on it a bit get it nice and moist id then take two fingers (index and middle) and make them into a cork screwe configuration stick those in and rummage around in every way possible then tease ya with them while massaging the clit with my saliva moist thumb just before you arch your back i take them out then i slowly ease my penis into it but gently carefull not to harm any tissue then as im facing you and youre facing me id thrust gently and at times thrust a violent one so i get maximum penetration repeate as necessary then lay my stomach on yours while sucking on your left nipple and using tongue textures still thrusting of course then id do the other nipple making sure i can get the maximum amount of stand out of them then we would french kiss while doing the thrusting still then a min before i go id start doing it from behind while massaging the nipples and breasts gently still putting in random hard thrusts THEN this is where the good part comes in i go faster and faster till you start arching your back then take one of my hands and massage the mons and vulva to be sure the clit stays exposed then after i go i continue to thrust while massaging with a saliva mostened fingers keep going till you go then we get all tired and sleep for 10 hrs Overall the whole process should take one to two hours to complete.

i'm a little disappointed La5er...i was expecting something more like...

i softly right click her mousepad...carressing it's curves and opening her search engine...

i squeeze her 28 gig hard drives with my hands as i kiss her keyboard passionately...

i use my joystick to control her...i scored 1,000,000 points...



where's uwm when i need him? hahaha

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i'm a little disappointed La5er...i was expecting something more like... i softly right click her mousepad...carressing it's curves and opening her search engine... i squeeze her 28 gig hard drives with my hands as i kiss her keyboard passionately... i use my joystick to control her...i scored 1,000,000 points... where's uwm when i need him? hahaha

dj jen is so lame he's actually funny

page 8 yeeha!

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Originally posted by tribu I cant stand him. But I'm sure alot of people feel the same way about me.

i cant stand him either but sometimes assholes unintentionally make funny threads. in this case its the responses that made it funny. we bailed the poor schmuck out

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Most guys that have to talk about how large their penis is, on a web forum, are full of shit.

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Originally posted by NiteMer Most guys that have to talk about how large their penis is, on a web forum, are full of shit.

So, bragging is inversely proportional to reality

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Originally posted by tribu So, bragging is inversely proportional to reality

Not always. If you say it around your close friends, it's one thing, but mouthing off sounds like a cover for an insecurity.

Besides I read more of the thread, and he's not that big if he wore a normal trojan.

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I would just like to say I have a really small penis

sex is like a hot appple pie

"of course i've had sex...just not with anyone else..."

- roadtrip

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You don't wanna know what it's like until you're married.

Even Madonna asked Santa for her Virginity back.

Married sex is the best. I can speak from experience. And it's completely satisfying. The whole world could end and when I'm doin' it with my hubby and I wouldn't care.

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