oh no haiku !!! bad memories from gradeschool

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a puddle of time
will you sink or will you float
our days without end

Drop the LOL!
He shoudln't send the letter
Hope of love is doomed

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

My funny horsey
My only friend in the world
Tomorrow you're glue

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

yoink

rawr

so i thought why not
write another haiku poem
tis been far too long

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omg only just found this thread - me and my mates during work just email each other... lots of haikus get made this is just a compilation of a few of them... not in any particular order but some are in response to others

No phones here for me
I listen to Sahara
Saviour: Solid Globe

God damn all you guys
I really need a ciggy
Save me from the phones!

Bwain has been bwoken
Someone buy some super glue
Or make me coffee

My epiphany
I had at work suddenly
Trance just saves the day!

Brain mush splat gurgle
Cant be assed writing
another haiku

I am drinking tea
It is a diaretic
I have to go pee

It was always me
All along I was right here
I was the turkey!

Where you get pizza bitch?
Maybe meet you there @ lunch?
Pizza sounds good mMMMmm.

Stfu ****
You want a lift home or not?
Fkn sif dis me

Please don’t be scared nick,
Its not my fault you lack dick,
You should see to it

listen wet ankles:
this line seven syllables
top and bottom: five

my stomach now cries
feed me, feed me, feed me, ****!
Coke is calling me

Haiku not sushi
I wish if only it was
Then words I would eat

Afternoon death looms,
Worse than morning death I say,
Hunger gnaws through gut.

I have none either;
Just some whimsical musings
Of a hungry mind

I am quite starving,
no muffins, cupcakes, cookies,
I be envious. =(

I like chocolate
Muffins, cupcakes and cookies
They make me happy

Morn'n death creeps slowly,
And softly hurts mushy brain,
Woe is this day... woe.

The birds fly up high
right on top of us
doing shit on us


i actually used that as one of my poems in highschool english class,teacher made a book of our poems and mines was in the 1st page haha.
replace shit with poop of course

Just to let everyone know....

a Haiku specifically pertains to nature.....any sort of 3 line poem with 5-7-5 syllable count pertaining to NATURE.

a SENRYU (sp?) is a 3 line 5-7-5 count- but about anything in general.

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uh,

floating asteroid
need to buy some school supplies
you're soaking in it..

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

Here's a fucked up one that came to me last night:




Such a pretty face








Acid burns through skin and flesh









Beauty is fleeting.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187