Not ok to pass gas.
It's like farting in your cupped hands and then shoving it into her face(ie, waffing), except Satan is doing it. Very disrespectful.
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Aug-23-2008 23:17
PvDoBseSSioN
Ibiza Addict
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
lol this reminds me of when me and some girl i was with got GHB'd by the gay bartender at avalon NY and we both tried to pee in the same stall at the same time lol i think i peed on her back!
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Aug-24-2008 00:55
L.E.N.
Rippin' and a Tearin'
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Been Pullin out since '93 OCTA#9 / LATA #57
Does squirting count?
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Aug-24-2008 02:05
elFreak
Blood Diamonds and Salsa
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You girls are wrong. Farting and shitting is what keeps the sexiness alive. Think about it: farts and turds come from your butt, so when you fart or shit your bf is thinking about your butt, which means he's prolly thinking about anal sex, which means he's also thinking about all kinds of other ways he'd like to defile your body.
this
poop does make me wanna stick me pinky in the stinky.
fuck man. i showed up at my guy's house cuz i left some shit over there from the weekend and he was playing this gay computer game in his underwear with his roommate. so that was like red flag number 1 (fuckin french canadians). THEN.....then!
.....
he gets up and decides to let the loudest fart i've heard in a really long time rip right in my general direction, followed by a "HAHAHAHAH BBAAABYYY I'M SO GLAD YOU STOPPED BY"
he is TOTALly one of "those" isn't he
like...jennypie's dreamguy
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Aug-26-2008 00:44
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Ew no thanks, he's French.
Aug-26-2008 00:48
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Ew no thanks, he's French.
he's canadian!!
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Aug-26-2008 00:49
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
FRENCH Canadian...the worst kind of either to be.
Aug-26-2008 00:50
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
lol really? why? he is super cool and laid back and funny and so are his friends.
what are they known for (bad)?
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Aug-26-2008 00:50
elFreak
Blood Diamonds and Salsa
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
taking pictures of you with their penis in your mouth then putting them on the internet.
