Originally posted by Bernd_Gradish
My ex was one of them. She was indeed in a mental institution once in her childhood.
Best sex EVER!!!
I can attest to this. When it comes to sex crazy chicks are uninhibited and spontaneous. They'll liable to duck under the table and suck your dick off while you're having dinner with your friends.
Feb-07-2009 02:30
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
quote:
Originally posted by samochod
and she has bad penmanship. that's 2 strikes but I still wanna fuck her. my dick is a bad judge of character.
don't stick your dick in crazy! it will carve something on it!
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Feb-07-2009 04:18
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
somebody who is diametrically opposed to your way of life
Diametrically opposed? Go start a poem thread. This one is about crazy chicks.
P.S. You sound like a fat virgin!
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Feb-07-2009 04:22
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
LOL! Oh man... need a breather after that kneeslapper.
Why don't you go [that one thing] because you're like, soooo [that other thing]?!
HAW HAW HAW
In any case, if you couldn't tell how incredibly tongue-in-cheek I was being, then... well, I wouldn't expect much else out of you anyways, so keep on.
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Feb-07-2009 05:19
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
LOL! Oh man... need a breather after that kneeslapper.
Why don't you go [that one thing] because you're like, soooo [that other thing]?!
HAW HAW HAW
In any case, if you couldn't tell how incredibly tongue-in-cheek I was being, then... well, I wouldn't expect much else out of you anyways, so keep on.
I think you need to work on your sarcasm a little - try a little harder.
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Feb-07-2009 16:26
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
No, it's you who needs to work on it! Take that!
In any case, you should probably stop taking insult tips from chach. They fall a tad short.
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Feb-07-2009 23:06
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Bahahaha! Chach!!
Feb-07-2009 23:15
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
Ohh, how about the drunk test - if the girl, when moderately drunk, instead of getting horny or whatever gets sobby/emotional, RUN.
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Feb-10-2009 15:16
Banora
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Sushipunk Army HQ
What about if the girl is a giggly/happy drunk?
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quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
I probably wake up QWOPing.
Feb-10-2009 15:52
Acton
Like a FCKNG BIRD
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: London
quote:
Originally posted by Banora
What about if the girl is a giggly/happy drunk?
Then feed her more alcobooze untill she feels horny
Originally posted by Banora
What about if the girl is a giggly/happy drunk?
Covered by the "whatever" clause
Unless she's 'psychotic' giggly and can't stop laughing.
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Feb-10-2009 16:34
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
Unless she's 'psychotic' giggly and can't stop laughing.
In that case, you first bang her and only then you shall run
One of the most disturbing images I wish I could unsee was this drooling girl having sex in a bathtub. It was a music video... it made me afraid and aroused
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