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| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin. |
 
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger,
when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal
may not be working. He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping
out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Polish guy
steps out and stands in front of the car.
The English guy turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it
working?"
To which the Polish guy responds, "Yes, it's working....No,
it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...." |
Actually it's an English version of a Polish joke about policemen 
Polish jokes are so funny!! I haven't heard many before. BUT you all have to know that we have a lot of jokes about Germans, Englishmen, French, Russians and Jews here in Poland.
I'll tell you a joke (translation may not be the best):
McGyver went into the shop. He asked:
- Is there a hammer ?
- No, there's a ketchup.
- I'll take it.
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