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Originally posted by chlola Do you believe in God? If so... please explain to me why he lets a 17 year old boy with a heart of gold, die of liver failure the day before his senior prom ....

In retrospect, God is simply LOVE, not a 'he' who makes any decisions...


"Yielding means inner acceptance of what is. You are open to life. When you yield internally, when you surrender, a new dimension of consciousness opens up. Circumstances and people then become helpful, cooperative. Coincidences happen. If no action is possible, you rest in the peace and inner stillness that come with surrender." -Eckhart T.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Why not just ban the whiny bitches instead?

i do not believe in god or the way to control people aka religion

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Originally posted by ken_lee dont u believe in government and society either?

It's hard not to believe society exists when society is just a short word for "a bunch of people around you" and there is, in fact, a bunch of people around me.

I used not to believe in government, then I stopped paying my taxes and found out it does believe I exist, and is very good at demanding retribution.

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Originally posted by ken_lee dont u believe in government and society either?

Nope.

Government = corruption
Society = brainwashed sheep

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Wow, never thought of it that way!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Wow, never thought of it that way!

Me neither! Since I heard about it, my mind's been bulging with new ideas. What do you think we should call people if they're actually brainwashed sheep? How about "sheeple"? I kind of like the way that sounds!

Sheeeeeeeeple!

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A concept.

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Originally posted by Lira Me neither! Since I heard about it, my mind's been bulging with new ideas. What do you think we should call people if they're actually brainwashed sheep? How about "sheeple"? I kind of like the way that sounds! Sheeeeeeeeple!

You do a study to back up your new hypothesis on what "people" actually are, now that we know the government and society do not exist. See if you can get it published before proof of God's existence.

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Originally posted by Spam You do a study to back up your new hypothesis on what "people" actually are, now that we know the government and society do not exist. See if you can get it published before proof of God's existence.

Actually, publishing all three at the same time would be much more awesome: I'd get to say what people really are and that the government and society don't exist but God does!

I'm totally going to add a chapter about Chem Trails and 9/11!

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Actually, I'm going to make it a novel and I'm going to call the protagonist Ashleigh Williams!

...

Wait, this is actually a good idea! Can you imagine how epic a novel this would turn out to be?!

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I stumbled upon this a few minutes ago and immediately thought of this thread.

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TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST (I) (1) If reason exists then God exists. (2) Reason exists. (3) Therefore, God exists. COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. FIRST CAUSE ARGUMENT (I) (1) If I say something must have a cause, it has a cause. (2) I say the universe must have a cause. (3) Therefore, the universe has a cause. (4) Therefore, God exists. ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I) (1) I define God to be X. (2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist. (3) Therefore, God exists. ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II) (1) I can conceive of a perfect God. (2) One of the qualities of perfection is existence. (3) Therefore, God exists. MODAL ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (1) God is either necessary or unnecessary. (2) God is not unnecessary, therefore God must be necessary. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN, a.k.a. GOD OF THE GAPS, a.k.a. TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I) (1) Check out the world/universe/giraffe. Isn't it complex? (2) Only God could have made them so complex. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II) (1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful? (2) Only God could have made them so beautiful. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (I) (1) My aunt had cancer. (2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments. (3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer. (4) Therefore, God exists. MORAL ARGUMENT (I) (1) Person X, a well-known atheist, was morally inferior to the rest of us. (2) Therefore, God exists. MORAL ARGUMENT (II) (1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard. (2) That all changed once I became religious. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I) (1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists. (2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM FEAR (1) If there is no God then we're all going to not exist after we die. (2) I'm afraid of that. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE (1) [arbitrary passage from OT] (2) [arbitrary passage from NT] (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE (1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid atheists; it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM UNINTELLIGENCE (1) Okay, I don't pretend to be as intelligent as you guys — you're obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if you'll just ask him into your life. "For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth." John 3:16. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM BELIEF (1) If God exists, then I should believe in Him. (2) I believe in God. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION, a.k.a. TOMAS DE TORQUEMADA'S ARGUMENT (1) See this bonfire? (2) Therefore, God exists.

And hundreds more here ---> http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

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Originally posted by Moongoose I stumbled upon this a few minutes ago and immediately thought of this thread. And hundreds more here ---> http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

sadly, many of those aren't parodies. People consider them real proofs.