Originally posted by Lews
Don't be mad at us just because nobody loves you and you're cold at night. Maybe try getting a dog?
okay
Last edited by james0255 on Sep-18-2016 at 19:59
Sep-16-2016 08:08
Lews
Platipus And Prog Addict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Hugging Whales And Saving Trees
You seem quite obsessed with 'manliness' and advertising how attractive your 'ex' was - it seems like you're overcompensating. Do you have a small penis or are you simply a closeted homosexual?
His Moorish princess can not compare to the beauty of my Spanish princess, the lovely Dulcinea del Toboso. We would be happily together if it wasn't for those cursed enchanters!
Sep-16-2016 12:01
james0255
Suspended User
Registered: Apr 2016
Location: montreal
quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
Sounds like your ex girlfriend dodged a massive fucking bullet.
to me a douche is someone who has tattoos , works upper body but not legs, speeds in a 40km zone playing loud music, hogs the left highway lane or rides a harley intentionally revving the engine
Sep-16-2016 15:18
Dykes_on_Jay
Ape me.
Registered: Aug 2012
Location: Shenzhen LBC
Wait...is this twat supposed to be known or something?
ive never heard of him.
Im.from.the city he lists as his hometown.
Do you like pizza?
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Sep-16-2016 15:25
james0255
Suspended User
Registered: Apr 2016
Location: montreal
quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Wait...is this twat supposed to be known or something?
ive never heard of him.
Im.from.the city he lists as his hometown.
Do you like pizza?
go eat a fetus on stick you piece of shit
Sep-16-2016 15:27
Vector A
Your petrochemical arms
Registered: Apr 2011
Location: U.S.
Moar Tim and Eric.
Sep-16-2016 15:32
Lews
Platipus And Prog Addict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Hugging Whales And Saving Trees
quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Wait...is this twat supposed to be known or something?
ive never heard of him.
Im.from.the city he lists as his hometown.
Do you like pizza?
No, he's not supposed to be known; he's literally the world's biggest loser, who decided to seek our sympathy for some odd reason.
I imagine in September 2017 there will be no app., but there may be a notice in the newspapers of a murder suicide involving a walking piece of hair-gel/tears and some half-Algerian girl who once accidentally talked to him on Tinder.