I'm on the Baskin Robin's Diet.

LOL!!!! AHH SHIT I was gonna use that pic!

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Originally posted by Slylee my mom opened up my double-sided Sephora mirror and found a shitload of cokepowder all over it. throws it at me and says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT JAMIE" haha there was no bullshitting on that one. i was like, "umm, coke" dont ask how i managed to pull this off, but the next day i sent her an email explaining that it was from a month or so ago and that i was wasted with some friends in miami for my friend's birthday (she knew i was in miami for this particular friend's bday) and that they gave me some coke to sober up because i was THAT drunk...and that everyone just continued to use my mirror that night and that i only did a little bit, but that it's not a habit and i promised i didn't do it, bla bla bla. it was actually pretty true, i hadn't partied with it in ages. anyway, she writes back APOLOGIZING lol and saying how she believed me and she knows i'm not a cokehead and bla bla bla.

You were probably fucked up when you wrote the e-mail, huh? I know you too well Ms. Cox

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my mom actually knows about my partying habits, but she thinks all of that was done about 4 years ago, which is basically true. i dip into some party favors once in a blue moon these days, but it's nothing like i used to.

it's when i was living with my ex and we did blow together and partied like rockstars every weekend in miami. she knew drugs were involved in our relationsip because i ended up in the hospital one time after a 3 day glass binge. hahah that sounds bad, but it was my first time doing glass (and last) and i didn't have a mandatory meal...i just drank some water, alcohol and ate like a piece of fruit or somethingn over a 3 day period. i crashed just fine with some xanax...didn't have a bad comedown or anything. but like 2 days after i recovered and was back at work and "normal", i started having excrutiating stomach pains...like i was being stabbed. went to the ER and my potassium levels were so low, the doctors were like, "jesus how are you even standing right now" they put me on a potassium drip for 12 hours. which burns like a mofo. my arm was like on fire, it was horrible.

my mom came to visit me and just as i was giving my mom a line of shit, one of the doctors comes in and starts questioning me right there, asking what drugs i took lol...and she stormed out of my hospital room and didn't speak to me for like a week.

lol the good old days. that's the only time i've ever had to be hospitalized for drugs, but the strange/funny part is that i actually look back on that crazy weekend (it was wmc) and have nothing but funny, wacked out memories. like i dont think of that weekend and get reminded of the hopsital visit because it was days later. that weekend rocked and i honestly feel like it should be made into a movie with all the random shit that went down. lol maybe one day when i have the time, i'll try to convert it all into a screenplay. my ex totally agrees. it's like something you would see from a tarantino film. his buddy ended up ODing on us...hitch hiking to club space...almost getting kicked out of our friend's condo building, the security at the door and we answer with a mound of cocaine on the table behind us lol...just typical druggy scenerios.


the end.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Frenchie LOL!!!! AHH SHIT I was gonna use that pic!

didn't you use some fat redhead ??

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Originally posted by dj_bas You were probably fucked up when you wrote the e-mail, huh? I know you too well Ms. Cox

lol actually i wasn't. i was sober and at work. i thinnk that scenerio with her happened on a saturday night or something and i wrote the email on monday at work. moral hazard helped me with if i recall. haha

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

You're up late on a Monday. You're high right now!

Why can't we be friends anymore

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yea i know. i'm actually about to crash so sweet dreams!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i love TA... how does the chicks thread turn into one about blow i'll never understand.

mmmmmmm black tranny gay club cocaine (insert homer drool)

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Originally posted by Aristronica i love TA... how does the chicks thread turn into one about blow i'll never understand. mmmmmmm black tranny gay club cocaine (insert homer drool)

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People who own my ass: Citric Acid, Boomer187, Tribu, Sand Leaper,
Jackson, venomX, jamie, Renegade, Konjin, Akridrot, Miss Bliss.
Psy-T - Down The Rabbit Hole (400minute long acid set)

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Originally posted by Psy-T

Uglies tranny on the planet! LA trannies > everywhere elses trannies except for that one that you hooked up with.

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