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mellow_head
I Kill For You

Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Tongeren, Belgium
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Aug-29-2005 16:00
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Real
hi!

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout
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Kheb men rijbewijs.
Manoeuvres:
- "Uw linker-standlicht werkt niet" "Oei. "
- Met spiegel tegen paaltje gereden.
- Naar het schijnt te ver van de borduur geparkeerd. (zal wel erg nipt geweest zijn)
Op de baan:
- Te snel gereden (zone 30 )
- Richtingaanwijzer ne keer nie aangezet. (zenuwen enzo)
- Nog wa tierlantijntjes.
En toch erdoor.
Die examinator vond mij precies wel ne toffe. 
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
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Aug-30-2005 11:41
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Dj LPG
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Aalst, Belgium
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Aug-30-2005 11:48
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DeSpErAtOs-X
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Hasselt, Belgium
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Aug-30-2005 12:24
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Real
hi!

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout
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| quote: | Originally posted by DeSpErAtOs-X
eneuh, proficiat real ; imho schandalig da ge door zijt met zoveel opmerkingen ... ma kben blij vo u khoop da'k ook zoveel geluk eb met den examinator |
Eerlijk gezegd: kvind het ook schandalig dat ik geslaagd ben.
Kheb wel erg veel (meestal kleine) foutjes gemaakt.
Maar die gast zal ook wel gezien hebben dat ik wel deftig kan rijden. Buiten die foutjes was het wel voor 99% perfect. (stoefstoef )
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
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Aug-30-2005 13:36
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