the worst part is that you allow him to return...

tell him that you now use the room for a gym or its yoru room rave room...

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I think I'm addicted to farting on my cat.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo I think I'm addicted to farting on my cat.

I fart on my cousin's dog when I get home from work. Shes all happy and comes up wagging her tail, and I just turn around and *poooooooouuuuuuiit* in her face. So awesome to see her take a few steps back all awkward like.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis I fart on my cousin's dog when I get home from work. Shes all happy and comes up wagging her tail, and I just turn around and *poooooooouuuuuuiit* in her face. So awesome to see her take a few steps back all awkward like.

My cat actually begins to purr and rubs up against my legs

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Originally posted by Zewad the worst part is that you allow him to return... tell him that you now use the room for a gym or its yoru room rave room...

lol, tempting. but its only 8 more days...he just got back from a TDY, and is now taking his house-hunting permissive. and since he doesn't have jack, he should be able to move ot in one day. woot!

Fucking great. The big tree in our backyard now has an enormous swarm of bees in it, that are kind of flying around everywhere. I wouldn't care so much, but I'm mega allergic to bees



They better have fucked off by tomorrow

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Originally posted by Clovis I fart on my cousin's dog when I get home from work. Shes all happy and comes up wagging her tail, and I just turn around and *poooooooouuuuuuiit* in her face. So awesome to see her take a few steps back all awkward like.

I usually burp and then breathe in the face of a cat of a friend of mine. It takes a second, but when it hits her she squints her eyes, moves her head back, pauses a second and runs to the side of the room and stares at me for about five minutes.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Fucking great. The big tree in our backyard now has an enormous swarm of bees in it, that are kind of flying around everywhere. I wouldn't care so much, but I'm mega allergic to bees They better have fucked off by tomorrow

call will. im sure he will take care of them!

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Originally posted by idoru I usually burp and then breathe in the face of a cat of a friend of mine. It takes a second, but when it hits her she squints her eyes, moves her head back, pauses a second and runs to the side of the room and stares at me for about five minutes.

lol cats suck

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel call will. im sure he will take care of them!

Beeeeeeeees!

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel call will. im sure he will take care of them! lol cats suck

It was especially bad tonight. I'd had a couple of beers and we had fish and chips. She bolted across the room like I'd never seen her do before.

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Originally posted by idoru It was especially bad tonight. I'd had a couple of beers and we had fish and chips. She bolted across the room like I'd never seen her do before.

LOL

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.