I would love to get dirty in an office. Like Ivan suggested, bent over the boss' desk (Not my boss... but *A* boss).

I wanna try it in an elevator, against a tree, in a field under the stars... Hmmm

I have an enchilada in the oven right now and I'm seriously debating letting it go in order to go fap.

The battle of stomach vs. penis is on.

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Originally posted by RJT I have an enchilada in the oven right now and I'm seriously debating letting it go in order to go fap. The battle of stomach vs. penis is on.

penis always win

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Originally posted by RJT I have an enchilada in the oven right now and I'm seriously debating letting it go in order to go fap. The battle of stomach vs. penis is on.

pro made me burn my pizza.

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dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

the resurrection of this thread along with the aforementioned dream is a conspiracy to getting whore off votes

/tinfoil hat off

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well...it is a whore-off
and most of us regulars in this thread tend to like whoring ourselves out a bit

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Originally posted by Theresa in a field under the stars... Hmmm

yup.

Hmmm, I better pick up my game if I intend on getting votes...

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Originally posted by RJT I have an enchilada in the oven right now and I'm seriously debating letting it go in order to go fap. The battle of stomach vs. penis is on.

i wish i could eat enchiladas and fap right now... all at the same time!

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Originally posted by tubularbills yup.

Have you done it?!

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Originally posted by Ivand the resurrection of this thread along with the aforementioned dream is a conspiracy to getting whore off votes /tinfoil hat off

lol anything i post you accuse me of just wanting to score votes.

mezzir was like where's pro in this thread so i came in.

and the dream is 100% real. trust me it was fucking good

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa lol anything i post you accuse me of just wanting to score votes. mezzir was like where's pro in this thread so i came in. and the dream is 100% real. trust me it was fucking good

not to mention who the fuck cares about the whore off
this thread > whore off drama

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