sex is like a swift kick in the nuts...


but i like that sort of shit

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Originally posted by Theresa Did you use a condom?

lol, I didnt see him put that part into the play-by-play commentary, so someone may be a fazccha.

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Originally posted by TranceSpeeder i like meat on my girls! i mean, nothing is better than tapping the ass.

+1 Skinny chicks just dont turn me on like a girl with a little shape. I'm not talkin about fat girls, but i'll say "filled out". And anything that even looks like it could at some point be a roll in the fat, and i'm out.

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Originally posted by GelatinPufF I call a fucking pisstake. How can you start with not knowing where to stick it, to then making her cum 4 times?

+1, sounds like he was very comfortable in the 69 position, and had no trouble finding the clit for his first time(of course some are easier to find than others)

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Originally posted by Eric Siefer had no trouble finding the clit for his first time(of course some are easier to find than others)

well its not going to be on her forehead, buddy lol

if at first you dont succeed, slap that vagina

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i think it was BS

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Originally posted by Midutz i think it was BS

you think so n00b?

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Jesus fucking christ, why do you even bother pointing out that it's fake?

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike If I wanted to listen to a DJ bang out shit as weak sounding as Andy Moor / Markus Schulz etc. i'd go listen to Armin van Buuren. Nothing fucks me off more than a fan that thinks a DJ can do no wrong. There is a lot of good music out there. How some people can be so easily pleased is beyond my comprehension.

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Originally posted by igottaknow that would explain MILF

doesnt mean shes a mom.

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Originally posted by La5eR Steps to Sex by: La5eR first is what id do is start making out then while doing so id slowly but surely work my way to the breasts after i got to those id massage the nipples in a pinching but not hurting manner then id slowly make my way down towards the pants while still massaging the nipples then id unbutton the pants then mine take my tongue start at the stomach then work my way to the mons after i got to the mons id texture my tongue to your liking then after i stimulated that properly id then move to the vulva slowly making circular motions and flicking motions with the tongue while experimenting to the right texture as well after i got the clit exposed id nibble at it with my lips and maybe use a little bit of teeth but itd be gentle with those then id suck on it a bit get it nice and moist id then take two fingers (index and middle) and make them into a cork screwe configuration stick those in and rummage around in every way possible then tease ya with them while massaging the clit with my saliva moist thumb just before you arch your back i take them out then i slowly ease my penis into it but gently carefull not to harm any tissue then as im facing you and youre facing me id thrust gently and at times thrust a violent one so i get maximum penetration repeate as necessary then lay my stomach on yours while sucking on your left nipple and using tongue textures still thrusting of course then id do the other nipple making sure i can get the maximum amount of stand out of them then we would french kiss while doing the thrusting still then a min before i go id start doing it from behind while massaging the nipples and breasts gently still putting in random hard thrusts THEN this is where the good part comes in i go faster and faster till you start arching your back then take one of my hands and massage the mons and vulva to be sure the clit stays exposed then after i go i continue to thrust while massaging with a saliva mostened fingers keep going till you go then we get all tired and sleep for 10 hrs Overall the whole process should take one to two hours to complete.

Yeah right dude, unless that's some computer game you played.

Good effort though.

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Originally posted by UWM Yeah right dude, unless that's some computer game you played. Good effort though.

an 'F' for effort, you might say?

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Originally posted by igottaknow you think so n00b?

Yes the whole thread sounded like some bullshit artist tryin' to get attention the download some porno what pull some tricks over his manhood...

Btw.. stop torturing and discrediting everyone that is new in here...

//my 5 cents

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Originally posted by kamil doesnt mean shes a mom.

stop stealing my move only i am allowed to ;rolleyes;

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Originally posted by kaffeemeister Btw.. stop torturing and discrediting everyone that is new in here...

good ole TA hazing, just deal with it

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