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Originally posted by Ian take ponting and warne out for you & You'd be a different side.

we did lose warne for a year, we didn't fall to shit

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Originally posted by Philby we did lose warne for a year, we didn't fall to shit

yes but macgill & hogg were of a reasonable age back then Now I look for 'new' aussie spinners & only see maybe 2 people, neither of who would come close to Warne, not even combined

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Originally posted by PauLie_C chant of the day was definitely the barmy army's rendition of "we all live in a yellow submarine" the barmy army's version was "you all live in a convict colony"

In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony

it's good

Heard the funniest cricket call yesterday.

Mark Taylor -

"He's come out willing to use his bat looking to hit the ball"

LOL, No fucken shit!

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at least you got commentary. Most of our broadcast was spent with ian botham taking the piss out of nasser hussain who'd declined to go on a nye bender on a boat somewhere off sydney with beefy & some others & was generally taking the piss out of nas & atherton too. Then Ian Healy decided to wind Athers up, telling him that Richie Benaud's advice of "standing an extra pace back at slip to the spinners at the scg" was just so he'd drop them all from being too far back. Good days.

Don't worry Ian, the English aren't the worst cricket team I've seen recently.

Went to a state 20/20 match on monday, SA dropped 4 catches in the field (3 by one guy, and 1 where 3 fielders stopped to let the others catch it and it dropped inbetween them all), and then managed to lose 4 wickets in 3 legal balls

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter Don't worry Ian, the English aren't the worst cricket team I've seen recently. Went to a state 20/20 match on monday, SA dropped 4 catches in the field (3 by one guy, and 1 where 3 fielders stopped to let the others catch it and it dropped inbetween them all), and then managed to lose 4 wickets in 3 legal balls

can we play you every week

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter 3 fielders stopped to let the others catch it and it dropped inbetween them all

That was hilarious!

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter and then managed to lose 4 wickets in 3 legal balls

what the?

hayden just went out, langer made 26 in his last innings, oh well

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."

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Originally posted by Philby what the?

run out on a wide
caught
run out
bowled

therefore 4 wickets in 4 balls, but one was a wide

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