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Originally posted by Slylee ok first of all, my last 2 serious relationships were with midwestern white boys, so get off that shit already. i started hanging out with ONE fucking puerto rican guy and posted a picture with him and ur acting like i've fucked every latin guy in south florida. lol and u are completely misunderstanding what i meant about "respect in the bedroom". i just meant that if i were to randomly hook up with a guy (a one-nighter) and i was a total fucking slut, he would absolutely think that im a total fucking slut. lol end of story. however, when i'm a total slut in bed with my live-in boyfriend of 2 years, it's different. he doesn't go around thinking that his serious girlfriend is a total slut. and btw, you're penis was brown. like PUERTO RICAN BROWN.

1.one nighter = first time meeting sex...ie he already thinks you're a slut the minute you fuck him so at least might as well make it good.

2.one puerto rican is enough...think what your father would think.


4.so if its brown like a puerto rican you would suck it right?
and is it bigger than a puerto rican...like how much you think you could fit?

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Originally posted by Slylee i'd rather rub one out by myself than hook up with a random. i tried it and it's not my cup of tea. i can't get off, so it's pointless to put myself at risk.

haven't you ever thought of blowing the pizza delivery guy?

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak 1.one nighter = first time meeting sex...ie he already thinks you're a slut the minute you fuck him so at least might as well make it good.

good point.

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2.one puerto rican is enough...think what your father would think.

LOL

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3.the guy wathced teenage porn and sleep raped you...yeah he thought you were special(no offense slylee seriosly though think a bit...i do won a penis i have a clue.Most dudes in the cor dont know vagina.

my point was that i love white boys as much as any boys...i love boys!

but yea let's not go there please

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4.so if its brown like a puerto rican you would suck it right? and is it bigger than a puerto rican...like how much you think you could fit?

no clue. and we'll never get to the bottom of this sorry

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

oh i'llll get to the bottom

and sorry deleted

maybe if you washed all shit off your dick it wouldn't be so brown.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak and sorry deleted

lol

it's not that, i already put that out on the table here, but it's just that even though he did that to me, i still don't view him as like this big piece of shit. my relationship/breakup with him was very sad and traumatizing. he was the sweetest guy to me, but he obviously has some strange sexual hang ups that he wasn't willing to work through with me. strangely enough, i was willing to accept them and work with him if he would have just talked about it and dealt with it. but oh well.

i'm better off without him and i've definitely moved on.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by igottaknow maybe if you washed all shit off your dick it wouldn't be so brown.

hey maybe if i rub some of that shit on your head it won't be so shiny birds fly into it
call me

and facials aren't weird right slylee...because this relationship just won't work if you don't do full contact pop shots.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak call me

LOL

hahaha

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by igottaknow Most of the women I've been with like it when you to start slow and then slowly build until your going balls to the walls at the end. It's like playing a set. Thats when I employ jedi mind tricks to hold out. The worst thing you can do is stop just before she gets her o because you don't want to pop.

You had me going up until 'women'.

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Originally posted by UWM You had me going up until 'women'.

ahahahah

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

wtf this thread assploded

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