You girls are soooooooooooooooooo fulllll offff shit who say size dosent matter...

Confidence and charm makes up for a guy with a dick so small he gets piss on his balls when he takes a leak??

whens the last time a man's wit or public speaking skills or him holding your purse in public hit your g spot??

Lesbians!

Yeah I'm sorry, but I've been with a guy who was small but had "confidence" and "skill"...and it still didn't come close to the proper penetration delivered by a bigger penis.

But I guess it depends on how you like to get fucked. If I preferred romantic nancy sex over filthy whore sex, I'd probably appreciate a small penis more.

That's the spirit!



*House MD fans...that is Hugh Laurie

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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

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dbl post

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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

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Originally posted by jennypie Tell me what technique makes up for a good old fashioned deep dicking? That's right, none.

I like you.

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Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty stop there for a second. what the FUCK is g spot???

Woah boy.

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Originally posted by jennypie Tell me what technique makes up for a good old fashioned deep dicking? That's right, none.

Oh come on, you can always make up for pencil dick by wearing 12 condoms. But if you're stubby, you're stubby. Can't believe you'd have to ask.



(Yes, that was a joke, ffs)

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quote:

Originally posted by Skipper Woah boy.

i just checked my fantasy dictionary and its between dwarf and unicorn lol

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i wanna wipe my ass with mona lisa !!!

i've discussed with many of my friends and the consensus is that size DOES matter...







a lot.

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but I believe we feel the same way about women. No ass and no titties = a lonely night standing by the bar buying your own drinks.

I got a good one that I doubt any woman will answer...

#1 Have you or any of your girlfriends blown a dude and kissed a different dude a few hours (minutes ) later ????

#2 Have you or any of your girlfriends ever lied about being preggers even as a practical joke ????

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