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Originally posted by Zoso Has anyone gotten laid yet?!

I fucked samochod while the 8 year old he had tied up watched.


It was hot.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis I fucked samochod while the 8 year old he had tied up watched. It was hot.

8 year old? If you slick his/her hair back, he/she looks 6!

Last time I got laid I woke up to something so ugly I haven't had a one night stand in 6 months.. in layman's terms HALF A FUCKING YEAR!!!



Sharing is caring, right? RIGHT?

EDIT: To be fair 22 daaays of that was making sure I could get tested properly.

"want some toast?"










































*I gingerly turn my head to see who I'm lying next to...*

Last edited by Dervish on Apr-18-2009 at 01:13

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Originally posted by Dervish Last time I got laid I woke up to something so ugly I haven't had a one night stand in 6 months.. in layman's terms HALF A FUCKING YEAR!!! Sharing is caring, right? RIGHT?

Well, you'll have to find a slump buster.

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Originally posted by Dervish Last time I got laid I woke up to something so ugly I haven't had a one night stand in 6 months.. in layman's terms HALF A FUCKING YEAR!!! Sharing is caring, right? RIGHT?

If you'd drank enough the night before, she'd have still looked good in the morning.

Ahahahah, *points*.



I'm such a prude outside of a relationship, I would probably regrow my hymen should I become single.

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Originally posted by jennypie Ahahahah, *points*. I'm such a prude outside of a relationship, I would probably regrow my hymen should I become single.

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Originally posted by Zoso If you'd drank enough the night before, she'd have still looked good in the morning.

I was drunk enough to 1) lose a sock, 2) to have my jeans in the bottom of the bed (with my sock.. and shoes) 3) woken up and gone "waitttt that's not my ceiling" 4) Not just done it again in the morning, horse had already 'bolted' (no pun intended) in the mate abuse and sti stakes by then.

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Originally posted by Dervish I was drunk enough to 1) lose a sock, 2) to have my jeans in the bottom of the bed (with my sock.. and shoes) 3) woken up and gone "waitttt that's not my ceiling" 4) Not just done it again in the morning, horse had already 'bolted' (no pun intended) in the mate abuse and sti stakes by then.

Well done, sir!

It gets better, didn't know what town I was in when I left her house. Tried reading her name off her certificates on the wall on the way down the stairs, and then told my dad on the phone all over the above for no real reason.

Bought some pies on the way home too, 5 of them... walk of shame home at say 11am (fuck knows when it was) is the best strut in all the lands.

EDIT: Me and thousands (maybe MILLIONS) of little friends made that walk home (in what turned out to be my home town), we didn't keep in touch though, my Aunt Biotics came and took them away... to the farm. They still live there, for real and for true!

But the reeeealy bad one woke up and told me that the night before I told her my house was a B&B, and that I was minted from it (think of all the expensive breakfasts you could serve?!?!?). I did try not to laugh.