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Originally posted by Sushipunk 1. Fair enough. 2. Take a shower with his computer. Then give him the curtain.

3. even better, go into his comp, and unwire his hdd. he'll think he's broken his comp and can't get onto play WoW. He'll panic if you're lucky and maybe even end up paying to have it fixed

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Originally posted by Ian 3. even better, go into his comp, and unwire his hdd. he'll think he's broken his comp and can't get onto play WoW. He'll panic if you're lucky and maybe even end up paying to have it fixed

Way too obvious. Instead, take a screwdriver, and pry off 1 small chip from the motherboard.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Good evening Mr Ian.

that's what I'm praying for. I'm heading to the fortress of doom today

aka



for the UEFA Cup last 16 game against Sporting Lisbon.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Way too obvious. Instead, take a screwdriver, and pry off 1 small chip from the motherboard.

or better yet, leave him a note..... inside the cpu fan.

edit but, if he's as nuts as will says, something a simple as my first suggestion should have him in a state of panic

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Originally posted by Ian that's what I'm praying for. I'm heading to the fortress of doom today aka [I1MG]http://stadiony.net/img/wallpapers/03_reebok_stadium_1024x768.jpg[/IMG] for the UEFA Cup last 16 game against Sporting Lisbon.

Lol, my ex was a Bolton-ite.

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dammit, webspace is down. can't post video. either way , it was just 20 second tour of the mess that he lives in. when he leaves for the next round of stuff to bring over, i'm unplugging his internet!

tempting to throw shit to the lawn tho.

really tempting.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Lol, my ex was a Bolton-ite.

oh dear. there's only one good looking bolton fan in the world that i know of, and she used to be my dental nurse

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Originally posted by tubularbills tempting to throw shit to the lawn tho. really tempting.

Fuck yes. Do it. Put all his stuff in your front yard, and then politely cover it with the shower curtain.

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Originally posted by tubularbills dammit, webspace is down. can't post video. either way , it was just 20 second tour of the mess that he lives in. when he leaves for the next round of stuff to bring over, i'm unplugging his internet! tempting to throw shit to the lawn tho. really tempting.

make a thread

post pics

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Fuck yes. Do it. Put all his stuff in your front yard, and then politely cover it with the shower curtain.

ps, webspace back up. uplading vid now

double ps, i'm hungry.

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Originally posted by Ian oh dear. there's only one good looking bolton fan in the world that i know of, and she used to be my dental nurse

She was a Bolton fan AND from Bolton.

So weird.

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Hi Ian

You're is in the airforce, have one of your mates drop a bomb on the local telephone exchange and that will break the internet good and proper. Faced with no internet, he'll bugger off to somewhere there is the internet to play his dumb games, then change the locks and chuck him out.

Actually just ditch his stuff out on the lawn, change the locks (you ARE going to change the locks aren't you? If you don't you're a moron) and hide in your room.

edit: hurray sushi is thinking same thing
(Don't forget to video it )