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Originally posted by DrunkenMaster16 holding my week old nefew michael for the first time!

awesome!

here's me and my newborn nephew.. he was born on.. june 8th i believe.



ahhh. the kid's gonna love me.

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do u know who's number 1?

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

wasted at prive last night. i'm still so hungover and ian (redeye) is bugging me to go drink with him at wet willies right now

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

hot jaime

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean hot jaime

thank you. it's jaMIe though not "hi-may". haha

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee thank you. it's jaMIe though not "hi-may". haha

ur not that bad looking if i do say so

btw i thought you didnt have any female friends? did you hire her?

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Originally posted by Slylee thank you. it's jaMIe though not "hi-may". haha

haha it is, i knew that! you'll have to give me a break on that one since i just got back from gastronomy and im completely exhausted..............next time i don't say jaMIe, i'll let you punish me, how about that?

double post

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Originally posted by Slylee [/img]

i might like like your perspective on things


but id hit it

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Originally posted by igottaknow ur not that bad looking if i do say so btw i thought you didnt have any female friends? did you hire her?

har har. i know her from school. i just never think to call her because she's married. she's only 21.

but actually, every time i've called her to hang out, she's never said no. she and her husband are pretty cool about going out without each other.





lol danny, you would enjoy that u pervert.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i have a funny video of me from last night punching that punch machine that measures your punch. lol can u upload videos to a hosting site?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i have a funny video of me from last night punching that punch machine that measures your punch. lol can u upload videos to a hosting site?

would love to see it lol

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