you were in the fight thread! you deserve everything you get! clicking on this thread is an automatic declaration of war

I accept your invitation of war!!!

*Sends 12 nukes to Chesterfield*

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

hahahahahahaaaaaa!!! I eat nukes for breakfast!!

*eats the nukes for breakfast*

muhahahahahaha!!!

*pull the pin out of a nail grenade, lobs it an fundamental's direction and dives behind a pile of decaying corpses*

Ha ha! You do not know!! If a bite my own nails then surely i'll be able to bite someone else's!!!

...and, er, when you have nukes for breakfast do you put milk on them or anything?

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

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Originally posted by DJ Fundamental ...and, er, when you have nukes for breakfast do you put milk on them or anything?

milk is for sissies!!! I like semi-skimmed napalm on my nukes.

*whips out his uzi 9mm and sprays fundamental with a full clip*

*Dodges the bullets, Matrix stlyee*

What d'ya think of that then?

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

ooooooooh!! getting cocky are we?! why don't you try my monkfish style!!

*once again takes up the monkfish kung-fu stance*

You look like you're trying to stick your head up you ass or something...

*Walks up and smashes goldenarmZ in the balls with a sledgehammer*

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

*takes out his special spiked combat glowsticks and dives at fundamental, glowsticks spinning*
DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit!!!!

*Starts climbing up the wall*

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

*jams his glowsticks in fundamental's nostrils then does a flying kick into his face, causing the glowsticks to become a permanent part of his brain*

*Gains special powers from the glowstick/brain combination and makes himself invisible*

Ha ha!!!

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."