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Originally posted by Jocker i sold this pic on ebay today and made $19283719287737291837 ENVY ME!!!! mwuhahahah!

I demand 40%. Pay up.

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Originally posted by jennypie I demand 40%. Pay up.

my calculator's influx capacitors collapsed calculating these incalculable figures.. how about i give you a cunnilingus?

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Originally posted by dj_bas No.

strange, cause i did


j/k

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Originally posted by Jocker my calculator's influx capacitors collapsed calculating these incalculable figures.. how about i give you a cunnilingus?

I don't believe it's "a" cunnilingus...I think it's just cunnilingus. Or cunning linguist if you will

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Originally posted by Jocker my calculator's influx capacitors collapsed calculating these incalculable figures.. how about i give you a cunnilingus?

No.

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Originally posted by dj_bas I don't believe it's "a" cunnilingus...I think it's just cunnilingus. Or cunning linguist if you will

actually, my cunnilingus should be preceded by "the" as in "the cunnilingus of your life". i bought five Oral-B Pulsars especially for that.

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Originally posted by jennypie No.

You sure about that?

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

O RLB?

my cunnilingus is so good that when i performed it on Marie Curie, she discovered radiation and went ahead to win the Nobel prize.

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Originally posted by Jocker i sold this pic on ebay today and made $19283719287737291837 ENVY ME!!!! mwuhahahah!

Jacko still has the money to buy out compromising evidence?

On a side note I just saved a bunch of money on a car insurance.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

so what do you call it when it's an act of licking the asshole? analingus?

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