After reading the last 2-3 pages, no wonder the last couple girls I dated couldnt get off my cock. I win for having a 6.5-7in. pen0r!

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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ass

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee he obviously has some strange sexual hang ups that he wasn't willing to work through with me. strangely enough, i was willing to accept them and work with him if he would have just talked about it and dealt with it.

sorry, but sleep rape is a deal breaker

[Some where in South Florida, at the breakfast table]

sly: dear, when i got up this morning i noticed i had a vagina full of sperm. did you sleep rape me?

craig: [looking down at his cereal] it wasn't me.

sly: then whose sperm was that?

craig: [looks away] omg i'm late for work. cya

sly: *sigh*

Last edited by igottaknow on Jun-07-2007 at 16:26

yea well it's over and i learned a lesson.



no serious relationships for me for a very long time. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I couldnt get a boner last night, was so bad I wanted to kill myself.

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7 I couldnt get a boner last night

Ask more politely.

LMFAO!

Good one.

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You know, William Blake said... uh, nothing is lost. Nothing is lost and I... I really believe that, we only move on...

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7 I couldnt get a boner last night, was so bad I wanted to kill myself.

pay her more money and she'll do freakier things

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

She was free, refer to my post in scares and you'll knwo i was skint from buying the morning after pill. lol.

From one issue to another.

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You know, William Blake said... uh, nothing is lost. Nothing is lost and I... I really believe that, we only move on...

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buying the morning after pill

Well, there ya go. If I had a pregnancy scare, I prolly wouldn't be able to get it up for a few days either.

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Originally posted by david.michael Well, there ya go. If I had a pregnancy scare, I prolly wouldn't be able to get it up for a few days either.

Wasn't really a scare though mate, we just were in bed and it sorta happened, and we both agreed to do it with out then get the pill in the morning, which we did.

Not the best move I know. But it's so difficult to resist when the situation is intense. Lol, seriously though, last night was really really bad, I got into an endless cycle of thinking about trying to get one and the more I thought, the more I couldn't. I ended up just going down on her for like an hour. LOL.

Apparently lack of sleep does it.

She was so fit too I am kicking myself.

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You know, William Blake said... uh, nothing is lost. Nothing is lost and I... I really believe that, we only move on...

ANF, you have a rather big cock, but it's not a looker.


(being into shemales and cocks in general & viewing two porn movies every day as part of my job means i am the best qualified arbiter on cocks around here)

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