Sometimes I really do check for a tag, like maybe they might have an owner somewhere looking for them. It would be a shame for them to be upset not knowing where they are after all.
Apr-18-2009 01:33
EddieZilker
This is the dance.
Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Marijuana Sex Camp
quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
Sometimes I really do check for a tag, like maybe they might have an owner somewhere looking for them. It would be a shame for them to be upset not knowing where they are after all.
It should be right on their tail. Just don't ever try that, here in the States.
You could get in a great deal of trouble with state departments of Fish and Wildlife.
Apr-18-2009 01:37
Dervish
Your opinion matters.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location:
Has her tampon fallen out? Thats just what jaws is looking for to happen. Even I wouldn't do something that dangerous that till 'the painters left'. AIDS is one thing, JAWS is quite the other my good chap.
Apr-18-2009 01:42
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Ahahahah, *points*.
I'm such a prude outside of a relationship, I would probably regrow my hymen should I become single.
see I was going to bust you, but you always bust yourself
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Originally posted by Zild
see I was going to bust you, but you always bust yourself
twist or bust?
21?
Pontoon?
Pooton? (cos thats insulting to a Candian who understand phone-et-ic fr-en-ch)
I am so disgusted by you. No way to talk to a lady............waaaait fine with Jenny...
I keeed
Apr-18-2009 01:53
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
it is ok bust all you want!
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Originally posted by Zild
it is ok bust all you want!
the chops?
Never understood that expression.... or a nut?
.. but I have no seed clefter?
Apr-18-2009 01:57
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
It gets better, didn't know what town I was in when I left her house. Tried reading her name off her certificates on the wall on the way down the stairs, and then told my dad on the phone all over the above for no real reason.
Bought some pies on the way home too, 5 of them... walk of shame home at say 11am (fuck knows when it was) is the best strut in all the lands.
EDIT: Me and thousands (maybe MILLIONS) of little friends made that walk home (in what turned out to be my home town), we didn't keep in touch though, my Aunt Biotics came and took them away...
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
fixed
Apr-18-2009 01:59
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
the chops?
Never understood that expression.... or a nut?
.. but I have no seed clefter?
oh you are being serious?
i was going to say she is all talk but she said it herself
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.