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Originally posted by jennypie I like getting stoned and making out/having sex. So fucking horny holy fuck. Totally gonna do that tonight!

yeah i used to do that all the time. chill on the couch pass the bowl or blunt till it's done, maybe shift around a lil bit, get closer, cuddle, start rubbin her leg, then the inside of it, then start goin in and up, by that time i would shoot her a look and she'd already have her eyes closed lickin her lips.. you know it was over after that. being stoned makes everyone horny, its great.

Yeah everything just feels so good and things escalate so quickly, lol. I orgasm really quickly when I'm baked.

remember when you were younger and you used to use code words for sex. like "hey wanna put on a movie or something" i used to joke with my guy friends all the time. when a girl says "just come over we'll watch a movie" its like ohhhh i seeeeee lol..

Lol...yeah I know what you're saying, but me and my bf didn't do that. We'd just be like "Wanna skip class and fuck?" Lololol. We did a lot of fucking back in the day, shit. Everything revolved around a mission to screw. I remember having sex against the side of some utility building in the woods at this bush party we went to once...cause it was on conservation property. And yeah, some people showed up in their car and totally pulled up to where we were fucking...headlights blaring right at us, lol.

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Originally posted by jennypie Lol...yeah I know what you're saying, but me and my bf didn't do that. We'd just be like "Wanna skip class and fuck?" Lololol. We did a lot of fucking back in the day, shit. Everything revolved around a mission to screw. I remember having sex against the side of some utility building in the woods at this bush party we went to once...cause it was on conservation property. And yeah, some people showed up in their car and totally pulled up to where we were fucking...headlights blaring right at us, lol.

LOL i was like that with my high school sweetheart. i had kinkier sex back then than in my adult life lol stairwells, the car, the park, public bathroom...etc...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

haha true.. it wasnt until like senior year of high school where i was able to say "hey wanna fuck" i was always the one playing games and like started out real slow, floor play was my shit! now i love it when a girl talks dirty even when i know deep down she's just tryin to turn me on. i love that, and yes drugs and sex are amazing. I plan on repeating last weekend all over again this weekend. we both turned our phones off, and just fell off for the weekend we didnt talk to anybody and thats the weird part im usually the one rounding up people to go out to a lounge or hit some clubs i mean for gods sake im a 45min train ride from NYC and i had a better time rollin in my house with my girl?.. i mean that right there is crazy to me. i saved so much money by staying in too! hahaha to top it all off.

My first bf in HS, our thing was to fuck in as many rooms of other people's houses as possible, lol.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

this thread makes me wish i had a bf.

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Originally posted by lücid this thread makes me wish i had a bf.

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all this fucking sex talk. LOL.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

omg i drank a whole bottle of wine withdinner and I am carzy horny reading this thread

FUCK MY SISTEER FOR BEING OVER TONOIGHT FUCKKKK

PS>
LinX your'ew a fucking sex-bot

come over anytime dofr a threeway

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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Originally posted by Ania_xox omg i drank a whole bottle of wine withdinner and I am carzy horny reading this thread FUCK MY SISTEER FOR BEING OVER TONOIGHT FUCKKKK PS> LinX your'ew a fucking sex-bot come over anytime dofr a threeway

quoted before drunk ania realizes she just offered another dude a threesum

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you