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Originally posted by The17sss what is that... dark and sweet in the Captain Morgan mold or something along the lines of Myers Rum?

Definitely better than the Captain. It was reallllllly smooth. I don't drink a lot of (good) rum, so I don't know what to compare it to really.

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Originally posted by squirrelly lolol I fucking love when people assume that because people talk about (and enjoy) sex that it equals that they are slutty or even that they have slept with a lot of people. And you guys can bitch about Ania, but she can fucking take the heat and come right back and laugh at everything everyone says - which is what an online forum is about, right? Did everyone forget about the "ignore" feature? I did for a little bit and then re-discovered it. Makes reading threads so much nicer And I fucking love Melly. I'd lick her from head to toe in a hot second.

do you remember when your momma told you that those who talk the most about having sex are usually the people that are either not having it or need to brag about how awesome it is to make up for what is lacking in the department.

Ta is mostly virgins granted, but even those of us who get vagaloo on the regular can find it tiring to hear an adult woman talking like some 14 year old whore that got fingered for the first time by her uncle at the al anon picnic.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy do you want to feel my muscles and hump my leg and tell ur bf im in the friend zone when he thinks you have a crush on me???

OMG yes, you caught me!

lol that saying was made up by sorry ass people who can't get laid and want to feel better about themselves and you know it

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov Definitely better than the Captain. It was reallllllly smooth. I don't drink a lot of (good) rum, so I don't know what to compare it to really.

I'll have to scoop up a bottle. I like dark rum, but rarely drink it... it's a good change of pace from the usual for me. On the rocks, eh?

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Originally posted by The17sss Beer is annoying... it just makes me full and feel bloated, and by the time I get a buzz my bladder is about to explode. I get the appreciation for all the different tastes and subtleties, but if I'm out drinking in a social setting, I can't stand feeling full.

When drinking beer, just break the seal early.

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Originally posted by The17sss Beer is annoying... it just makes me full and feel bloated, and by the time I get a buzz my bladder is about to explode. I get the appreciation for all the different tastes and subtleties, but if I'm out drinking in a social setting, I can't stand feeling full.

beer is annoying it makes me full and feel bloated/
by the time i get a buzz i feel a rush to my groin and my bladder feels exploded/
I get the apprecation for all the different tastes/
but if i drink a full beer to my face/
while out with my crew in public/
I'll feel my tummy begin to rumble and 2 mins later im with the toillete bowl tryin to hug it

lol nice

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what the hell is going on in here.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee what the hell is going on in here.

Everybody wants to touch your bum!

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.