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Originally posted by anuneventrade Hey, Occ, I snowboard, do you really want death to me?

Do you block my attempts to jump by doing wide/slow carves that are utterly meaningless? Do you gain personal satisfaction in sitting down at the sweetest spot of a lip? Do you board 10 ft down the slope then fall on your ass with your possy of 10 people to pose and chat? Does it take you 10 minutes to look at a jump, 5 minutes to decide to do it and get up, 3 minutes to actually start moving, and plow the actual jump in order to slow down so you only get approximately 2 ft off the ground? If the answer is yes to these questions than I've probably already killed you by now

Normally I despise noob boarders/posers as much as I've hated noob skiers/posers, but as of late I've been hanging out in terrain parks to try and build my jump skills. And for some reason terrain parks seem to attract posers in vast quantities ... the majority being snowboarders.

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no, but really, it was someone who randomly IMd me about 4 months ago and I talked to for about 10 seconds

out of the blue I get an Email

here is me doing the splits and shes half naked

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Originally posted by Redeye I pay good money for a lift ticket to not have to swerve out of the way of snowboarders digging pits and bumps

Hey, we're entertaining, and it's hard to pull our stunts

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some random girl sent me a picture of herself doing the splits with her ass hanging out yesterday. It was pretty cool. Cuz she had an awesome ass.

How the hell did you mix us up?





Woot Rob! I'll pick you up!

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Originally posted by anuneventrade Hey, we're entertaining, and it's hard to pull our stunts How the hell did you mix us up? Woot Rob! I'll pick you up!

send me a picture of you half naked doing the splits with your ass hanging out and Ill tell you

calm down over the snowboarding shizzle kids!!

don't hate! 'preciate!

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Originally posted by Orbax no, but really, it was someone who randomly IMd me about 4 months ago and I talked to for about 10 seconds out of the blue I get an Email here is me doing the splits and shes half naked

Why can't I have this luck?

Ok random women I am chatting with on IM's....send me half nekkid pics.

I will beg


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Originally posted by Redeye ah, I collect beer and wine. Its a hobby and a passion. It also helps that philly has the most microbreweries in the US and the best beer cafes in america... http://www.monkscafe.com check it out. Best beer selection in america I think

Nice! I used to collect beer bottles but have been seriously slacking.

Hey, if you can tell me what it says at the VERY bottom of THIS page I'll buy you a case of your favorite beer!

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Originally posted by occrider Do you block my attempts to jump by doing wide/slow carves that are utterly meaningless? Do you gain personal satisfaction in sitting down at the sweetest spot of a lip? Do you board 10 ft down the slope then fall on your ass with your possy of 10 people to pose and chat? Does it take you 10 minutes to look at a jump, 5 minutes to decide to do it and get up, 3 minutes to actually start moving, and plow the actual jump in order to slow down so you only get approximately 2 ft off the ground? If the answer is yes to these questions than I've probably already killed you by now Normally I despise noob boarders/posers as much as I've hated noob skiers/posers, but as of late I've been hanging out in terrain parks to try and build my jump skills. And for some reason terrain parks seem to attract posers in vast quantities ... the majority being snowboarders.

Nope, I do none of that I actually snowboard alone usually. If I'm not up to par enough because I am out of practice, I practice on the side of the mountain before I go and disturb you skier's




Remember this at Christmas...

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, While both the
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid- December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring.
>
>Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.
>
>We should have known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!

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Originally posted by Trancer-X Nice! I used to collect beer bottles but have been seriously slacking. Hey, if you can tell me what it says at the VERY bottom of THIS page I'll buy you a case of your favorite beer!

It says: Trancer-X is an evil ass-smurf

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Originally posted by Orbax send me a picture of you half naked doing the splits with your ass hanging out and Ill tell you

The view of my ass last night wasn't enough? You need pictures too?

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Originally posted by anuneventrade Nope, I do none of that I actually snowboard alone usually. If I'm not up to par enough because I am out of practice, I practice on the side of the mountain before I go and disturb you skier's Remember this at Christmas... According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, While both the male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid- December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. > >Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. > >We should have known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!

I guess that also explains why all the reindeer were such bitches to rudolph. Most of the other reindeer have girls names (dancer, prancer, vixen) but Rudolph is the man and he took charge. Basically a harem. Which I agree with.