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Originally posted by Frenchie For those who don't have facebook and are sick of being asked:

We're going to see lots of Facebook profiles with people wearing that shirt.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous they do that at one of the chic-fil-as here, too. they also have two people working the drive through, so you get 'ashley,' who then tells you, "thank you very much! please pull up and brandon will help you at the first window!" brandon probably wants to kill himself.

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Originally posted by tubularbills "HI and welcome to stharbuckths, my name is Ben, what can i get stharted for you today?!"

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Originally posted by inconspicuous brandon probably wants to kill himself.

I give it a week and Ben will want to kill himself too.
(Maybe 3days if I'm in the area)

I just don't get it with the coffee shop helper smurfs because I'm a very simple customer really.
Coffee
Black
And the coffee numptee just looks at you like
"and?"
And no sugar
"and?"
And no milk
"and?"

No latte, no skim milk, pretend-e sugar saccarins, malt, chocolate, cat fur or whatever crap you stick in there for everyone else.

It's boiling hot water and bloody coffee beans!
IN A CUP!
It's not hard to make...

They did that at Cold Stone to me today. I just wanted ice cream. That's it, ice cream. I chose two flavors, cheesecake and strawberry. That's ALL I WANTED.

Server: "Anything to mix in for ya?"
Me: "Nope, just the ice cream."
Server: "Strawberries?"
Me: "No sir, straight ice cream is cool."
Server: "Graham cracker crumbs?"
Me: "I just want ice cream."
Server: "Oh come on, how about some whip cream?"
Me: "Oh fine, you wont stop asking so why the hell not?"

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Originally posted by idoru They did that at Cold Stone to me today. I just wanted ice cream. That's it, ice cream. I chose two flavors, cheesecake and strawberry. That's ALL I WANTED. Server: "Anything to mix in for ya?" Me: "Nope, just the ice cream." Server: "Strawberries?" Me: "No sir, straight ice cream is cool." Server: "Graham cracker crumbs?" Me: "I just want ice cream." Server: "Oh come on, how about some whip cream?" Me: "Oh fine, you wont stop asking so why the hell not?"

happy ending?

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Originally posted by Ted Promo happy ending?

I JUST WANT SOME GODDAMNED ICE CREAM! But you know what? Since you won't stop asking, fine! I'll take the happy ending. Jesus Christ you're pushy.

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Originally posted by idoru you're pushy.

ah, such pain.

I would have taken the ice cream and shoved it in his face then taken the cone and put it where the sun doesn't shine, with his own tears as lube.


Or maybe no lube..no...he doesn't deserve the lube. TAKE THAT YOU WAFER SERVING BITCH!

I don't know who invented that sales technique but they definitely need to be bashed for it, to some degree its effective for an immediate sale for food 'if' the customer is in the mood. If they aren't, chances are the teenage delinquent behind the counter won't pick up on it anyway because they've got the attention span of oh look that dogs got a fluffy tail, then get stabbed with their icecream scoop for being irritating.

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Originally posted by Lilith I don't know who invented that sales technique but they definitely need to be bashed for it, to some degree its effective for an immediate sale for food 'if' the customer is in the mood. If they aren't, chances are the teenage delinquent behind the counter won't pick up on it anyway because they've got the attention span of oh look that dogs got a fluffy tail, then get stabbed with their icecream scoop for being irritating.

I hate "sales techniques" period. We're to say, "Hi, is there anything I can help you find today?" to every customer that walks by. We're told to walk them to the product, to offer similar products or suggestions for other things, etc.

Fuck that. If they want help, I'm right in front of them, they can tell that I work there. I'll tell them how to get to what they want, and will only walk them to it if they're obviously dense. I'm not going to offer suggestions for other things unless they ask, and if I know we don't carry it then I'll tell them what store would. Hell, because of the type of store it is, most of our customers live within ten miles of the store and go there five or six times a week. They shouldn't have to be told anything.

Fuck being in somebody's face. I don't like it when I'm shopping (I'm an in-and-out type guy... stfu on the puns), so I'm not going to turn around and do it to others.

/rant

lol thanks for the faith in my abilities. i worked at target for 6 weeks. god i was glad that was over when it was.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.