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Originally posted by emc^2 Jacko still has the money to buy out compromising evidence? On a side note I just saved a bunch of money on a car insurance.

Jacko sold his neverland ranch to me... now i'm caressing myself in the silk sheets.

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Originally posted by Jocker my cunnilingus is so good that when i performed it on Marie Curie, she discovered radiation and went ahead to win the Nobel prize.

Oh yeah??? My cunnilinguist skillz are so mad, Mother Teresa has been stalking me on My Space right up until I agreed. Why do you think she kicked the bucket?
































actually, serious

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?t...142518494213762

take it and find out

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Originally posted by Jocker Jacko sold his neverland ranch to me... now i'm caressing myself in the silk sheets.

Whatever you do, don't bring a blacklight into that room. You have no idea how "painted" it is...

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by Jocker so what do you call it when it's an act of licking the asshole? analingus?

Actually no - it's called "working on getting a promotion"

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 Actually no - it's called "working on promotion"

ahhh yes. and i was wondering what was bill gates doing licking my ass every day?

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Originally posted by emc^2 Whatever you do, don't bring a blacklight into that room. You have no idea how "painted" it is...

it doesn't matter, cause i would spraypaint it with a coat of my own blacklight-sensitive paint pretty soon anyway.

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Originally posted by medinaM5 http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?t...142518494213762 take it and find out

when i entered it the server has crashed. i was giving cunnilingus to my keyboard!

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Originally posted by Jocker when i entered it the server has crashed. i was giving cunnilingus to my keyboard!

Ìóæèê, ñðî÷íî ñúåáûâàé ñ Dixie - òåáå êîíêðåòíî íóæíà ïèçäîðåàíèìàöèÿ. òèïà êàíêðåòíà ô íàòóðå íóæíà ïèçäà, yo!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

Yay more idiots ruining a good thread.

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Originally posted by emc^2 Ìóæèê, ñðî÷íî ñúåáûâàé ñ Dixie - òåáå êîíêðåòíî íóæíà ïèçäîðåàíèìàöèÿ. òèïà êàíêðåòíà ô íàòóðå íóæíà ïèçäà, yo!

ó ìåíÿ äåâóøêà, ìû âñòðå÷àåìñÿ óæå 2.5 ãîäà ñ ýòèì ïðîáëåì íèêàêèõ íåò

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