I've been raped.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I crapped.

Fixed!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

i just popped in to say i have a very very small penis... 1 inch just isnt enough!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by emc^2 BTW, just picked up NES on ebay with Contra included among the games

leet score... I cant remember the last time I played contra, what an amazing game.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by nchs09 i just popped in to say i have a very very small penis... 1 inch just isnt enough!

You could always go with an asian chick, they dont know the difference.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by emc^2 Fixed!

Not it's not funny.

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Originally posted by nchs09 i just popped in to say i have a very very small penis... 1 inch just isnt enough!

Make sure you don't also have a set of balls included as part of the playset.... it could be just a big clit.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 Make sure you don't also have a set of balls included as part of the playset.... it could be just a big clit.

ahahhahaha

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by Vlad You could always go with an asian chick, they dont know the difference.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ZZZZZZZZZZING!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by pvdAngel rofl. but my throat is still in much pain.

someone jizzed too hard ?

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insignificant cor member alliance

schlong!!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone