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Originally posted by Psiweaver Yeah the in the eye thing is really bad. When it happened to the girl i was with at the time we were just about to go out for dinner with her parents. When we got to the resteraunt her mom asked her what happened ot her eye (as it was all red) and she was like oh i got some soap in it.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by RJT Dyslexia, eh? Where about in the UK is that?

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by RJT Dyslexia, eh? Where about in the UK is that?

HAHAHAH

just when i thought it was over

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Originally posted by RJT Dyslexia, eh? Where about in the UK is that?

lol

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Originally posted by Slylee hey! how come none of the ladies answered my question about how they like getting oral?

Starting with fingers is good, kiss all the way down, the slower the better, and the more i'll want it...tease by licking my thighs, and then go to the clit, really slow and work up speed, and run hands down my legs and if i grab his head, he should hold my hands and squeeze them gently...and as i'm getting close, put his fingers inside and them BAM. i'm spent.

if i don't (or he doesn't) wanna finish with oral, then tease as much as possible, then go in for the kill.

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Originally posted by Slylee ladies, how do u like your stuff eaten? for me, slow, sensual and steady...i hate when they switch it up too much....like flick it, then suck it, then blow on it, bla bla bla....just find my spot and stay there until i cum damnit! haha

I like steady, even pressure. Big long laps of the tongue, and sloppy. Has to be accompanied by the shocker.

I like finishing the girl with oral and then still going in for the kill in order to get the 2 for 1 orgasm special and drive her wild.

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Originally posted by RJT Dyslexia, eh? Where about in the UK is that?

Hahahaha. Winner!

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Originally posted by jennypie I like steady, even pressure. Big long laps of the tongue, and sloppy. Has to be accompanied by the shocker.

hell yea! we should eat each other out sometime jenny.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

ooo it's also hot, when after you both finish from sex, to just sensually massage and lick the clit...it's a lost cause if there is no multiple orgasm action occurring, but it still feels good.

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