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Originally posted by Sunsnail I was going to say igottaknow, but pedophilia is still sexual. What about pasta?

sex in a vat of spaghetti?
lolol i'm laughing just thinking about it
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Originally posted by Sunsnail I was going to say igottaknow, but pedophilia is still sexual. What about pasta?

noodles can be very erotic, if used properly.

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa well, i squirt. not all the time...it's hard to make me, but when it happens...omg. it's the most intense, mind-blowing orgasm i've ever had. i just feel this like rush of euphoria and my ears go deaf...i can't even hear how loud i know i must be screaming...and i look down (i can only squirt when i'm on top b/c of the way it rubs my g-spot) and he's just like holding on for dear life and looks like he's about to pass out from the hotness. squirting feels good for him AND me...srsly...it's like...a super tight contracting orgasm + natural lube....it's slip and slide from there on out squirting FTW! anyone who thinks it's gross or weird just doesn't understand how fucking mind-blowing it is. don't knock it til you've tried it, and if you can't try it, don't hate cause i cum harder than you!

hmm, i wonder if i squirted that one time i had a gspot orgasm with my ex. he said my pussy tightened up so hard around his finger (he just had his index finger inside) that he literally couldn't pull it out for a minute. it kinda scared him for a second. lol

but the squirting would have gotten everywhere right?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i think most stuff can be used sexually, just used well


except diarrhea

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what about cameltoes? I think they're hot

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Originally posted by jonSun LOL its more than that. My last 5 gf's in a row were squirters.

WOW - really! LOL! you are the choosen one

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Originally posted by Slylee hmm, i wonder if i squirted that one time i had a gspot orgasm with my ex. he said my pussy tightened up so hard around his finger (he just had his index finger inside) that he literally couldn't pull it out for a minute. it kinda scared him for a second. lol but the squirting would have gotten everywhere right?

well... you would have felt yourself cum...it's like a release. i felt like a guy lol all this tension just melted away from my body.

squirting would have made you ejaculate, so i'm pretty sure that wasn't squirting

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Originally posted by Slylee but the squirting would have gotten everywhere right?

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Originally posted by astroboy NSFW!: http://****movies.org/jf/gonzo-squi...irts/gonzo2.mpg

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa squirting FTW! anyone who thinks it's gross or weird just doesn't understand how fucking mind-blowing it is. don't knock it til you've tried it, and if you can't try it, don't hate cause i cum harder than you!

rawk on sista!

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Originally posted by dallastar WOW - really! LOL! you are the choosen one

Nah, my wang is very tiny.
But seriously it was like WTF LOL with the first chick & then it got kinda normal, but they did all squirt different & some farther disctances. But it was really weird the first chick that came in my mouth. Ya that sounds fucked up.

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Originally posted by Slylee but the squirting would have gotten everywhere right?

depends on the chick from what ive experianced. One gf i was telling her for months she squirted & she didnt belive me. She just thought she leaked. Then once when we were in a position where she was able to see better, she glanced & seen herself squirt. She was like WTF you werent kidding. But ya they all tightened up super tight where alot of times my dick would shoot out & then get drenched while its dangleing there.

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do men like women that squirt?

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