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Originally posted by lücid god i wish something interesting would happen, this anal is so boring!

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Originally posted by RJT

are you digging up old material from the thread or just fabricating quotes?

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Originally posted by Psy-T are you digging up old material from the thread or just fabricating quotes?

lol she said it to me on the phone just now.

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Originally posted by RJT lol she said it to me on the phone just now.

hey! how come i dont get that dirty talk from myra when we're on the phone?

oh yea, it's probably cuz she's listening to my psychotic ramblings.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

back on topic: U ever have sex with a really ugly person or dirty person...everyone must have had sex with that one person they regret...tell some stories....mine was when i was like 19, met some chick off the net (knew it was a bad idea). she lives by me so she says to come to her place. i do so. ends up it aint the same person in the pic as it is in real life. its some ugly overweight chick with large knockers, i felt too bad to be like whoa" and gun it the fuck out of there so i stayed thinking to myself, ill just pretend im a friend not looking for sex. anyways she comes on to me. and i let her suck my dick. she wntas to fuck and i scramble the fuck out of there and make a run for the car. i remember the ride home pulling over and puking cause i was so ashamed of myself lol...... ah when i was young. the glory days

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Originally posted by Slylee hey! how come i dont get that dirty talk from myra when we're on the phone? oh yea, it's probably cuz she's listening to my psychotic ramblings.

i love your psychotic ramblings tho!


as for g-spot orgasms... i'm too lazy to give myself one. that's a man's job.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy back on topic: U ever have sex with a really ugly person or dirty person...everyone must have had sex with that one person they regret...tell some stories....mine was when i was like 19, met some chick off the net (knew it was a bad idea). she lives by me so she says to come to her place. i do so. ends up it aint the same person in the pic as it is in real life. its some ugly overweight chick with large knockers, i felt too bad to be like whoa" and gun it the fuck out of there so i stayed thinking to myself, ill just pretend im a friend not looking for sex. anyways she comes on to me. and i let her suck my dick. she wntas to fuck and i scramble the fuck out of there and make a run for the car. i remember the ride home pulling over and puking cause i was so ashamed of myself lol...... ah when i was young. the glory days

lol

the summer after i graduated high school, i got back in touch with my childhood sweetheart (and my now best friend pretty much). we've known each other since 4th grade and have gotten in loads of trouble together. we were like bonnie & clyde. lol

anyway, went out and got drunk together and hooked up. he lasted about 10 seconds. i felt so bad, i could tell he was embarrassed. it was very awkward after that. i didn't speak to him for a few months, then we slowly started talking and hanging out again. we're very close these days, but we never bring it up or talk about it. he has a girlfriend and i love him to pieces and he's adorable and stuff, but i dunno, i just don't get arroused when i look at him, and i sometimes giggle at the thought that we actually screwed. i feel like i fucked my cousin or something.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy back on topic: U ever have sex with a really ugly person or dirty person...everyone must have had sex with that one person they regret...tell some stories....mine was when i was like 19, met some chick off the net (knew it was a bad idea). she lives by me so she says to come to her place. i do so. ends up it aint the same person in the pic as it is in real life. its some ugly overweight chick with large knockers, i felt too bad to be like whoa" and gun it the fuck out of there so i stayed thinking to myself, ill just pretend im a friend not looking for sex. anyways she comes on to me. and i let her suck my dick. she wntas to fuck and i scramble the fuck out of there and make a run for the car. i remember the ride home pulling over and puking cause i was so ashamed of myself lol...... ah when i was young. the glory days

that would make a good thread.

its like my boy. he fucks ugly chicks all the time and i ask him "dude how the fuck do you do it? how can u look yourself in the mirror afterwards?" and he replies "dude its easy u just focus on the one good thing thats going for them." and i asked him back " but what if theres nothing good?" and he replied "even if its her fuckin elbow that looks like a decent elbow just look at that fuckin thing and drill away"

wise words of a man with no standards

this guy who is really good friends with a close friend of mine (so when i hang out w/ the friend, he's always there too, so we're kinda friends too) is a model in south beach. i mean, really fucking hot model who probably gets more ass than a toilet seat, i'd like to do really dirty things to him actually... anyway...so last time we hung out, we're all drunk and telling funny stories and he busted out this story about he fucked this really fat chick one time. i was like, 'HAHAHA eww! how did u keep it up?' and he was like, "i just bent her over and i kept thinking to myself that this was the best cock she's ever gonna get"

fuckin sick bastard...lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy its like my boy. he fucks ugly chicks all the time and i ask him "dude how the fuck do you do it? how can u look yourself in the mirror afterwards?" and he replies "dude its easy u just focus on the one good thing thats going for them." and i asked him back " but what if theres nothing good?" and he replied "even if its her fuckin elbow that looks like a decent elbow just look at that fuckin thing and drill away"

haha
i have a friend just like that.
We went out once and he ended up hooking with the ugliest fucking skank bag during the last call shuffle.I mean this chick was ugly,overweight, and dresseds like she was a carnival clown.Thats not the worst part....she had a fucking mustache!I'm not talking about that bit of fuzz some girls have, but a fucking holy shit i can see that even in the dark club kind.Think Tom selleck in high heels.The next day when we met up for lunch we all fucking ribbed him and asked him how he liked porking a girl with more hair on her face than he had on his balls.He camly answered,"I duno, I like how it tickled my balls when she sucked em"

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Originally posted by Slylee this guy who is really good friends with a close friend of mine (so when i hang out w/ the friend, he's always there too, so we're kinda friends too) is a model in south beach. i mean, really fucking hot model who probably gets more ass than a toilet seat, i'd like to do really dirty things to him actually... anyway...so last time we hung out, we're all drunk and telling funny stories and he busted out this story about he fucked this really fat chick one time. i was like, 'HAHAHA eww! how did u keep it up?' and he was like, "i just bent her over and i kept thinking to myself that this was the best cock she's ever gonna get" fuckin sick bastard...lol

that is so sad!