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| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
haha
i have a friend just like that.
We went out once and he ended up hooking with the ugliest fucking skank bag during the last call shuffle.I mean this chick was ugly,overweight, and dresseds like she was a carnival clown.Thats not the worst part....she had a fucking mustache!I'm not talking about that bit of fuzz some girls have, but a fucking holy shit i can see that even in the dark club kind.Think Tom selleck in high heels.The next day when we met up for lunch we all fucking ribbed him and asked him how he liked porking a girl with more hair on her face than he had on his balls.He camly answered,"I duno, I like how it tickled my balls when she sucked em" |
i hate to break it to you honey, but that most likely means that your friend is a closet fag.
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| quote: | Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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