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| quote: | | i hear top US scientists are researching that topic as we speak. could be a while til any answers are forthcoming however |
read the latest medical journals and they all have articles on a new breakthough in severe constipation that requires no drugs and no implements being inserted anywhere unpleasant. it is called house music, its make you shit your dacks whenever you hear it. why do you think chicks carry those massives handbags around with them whilst listening to house music? that is why it is called handbag house. science and medicine have once again confirmed what we knew all along.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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