Ass
The Shemales vagina

not something i would do every single time i have sex, but...wait a minute, yes it is.




you aint cool, unless u do anal!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

she's right.
anal is the ultimate sign of love/affection.
Nothing says you are willing to put up with someone's shit more than rooting around in it.

if anal sex is cool, consider me miles davis

guys, if u want your girl to do anal, you have to work for it. you have to go down there and eat her pussy for a while...get her so horny and ready...and then spread her ass cheeks and start tossing that salad..stick a finger in there. act like it's your last meal. i guaruntee you it will slide right in. it doesn't matter if she's never done anal, if she's relaxed and horny, it won't hurt.

don't just spit on your dick and think you can stick it in there. not gonna happen.

there's my lesson for the day. take notes!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

= slylee in 35 years

slylee is right too...if you eat that ass like it was fudge sorbet no woman can resist being bowel bombed.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee don't just spit on your dick and think you can stick it in there. not gonna happen.

Lies.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Lies.

i stand corrected. unless she's a professional, it won't happen

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak she's right. anal is the ultimate sign of love/affection. Nothing says you are willing to put up with someone's shit more than rooting around in it.

haha thats true...

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Originally posted by Slylee guys, if u want your girl to do anal, you have to work for it. you have to go down there and eat her pussy for a while...get her so horny and ready...and then spread her ass cheeks and start tossing that salad..stick a finger in there. act like it's your last meal. i guarantee you it will slide right in. it doesn't matter if she's never done anal, if she's relaxed and horny, it won't hurt. don't just spit on your dick and think you can stick it in there. not gonna happen. there's my lesson for the day. take notes!

wow, VERY NICELY SAID.
hmmmm... i cant wait to see my bf again!
hehe