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Originally posted by r5a the backseat of your old car was ridiculous

Some jokes just write themselves.

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Originally posted by r5a ahahaha next time I'm down there you'll show me whats up. so you got an upgrade huh? when? i loved the car you had then, and is the new one still a hoarders paradise? the backseat of your old car was ridiculous

lol I was just being lazy at that time. I got another car after that one got wrecked. Now there is nothing in my car.

And there wasn't much back there. just some papers I kept forgetting to shred at work. lol

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by Enigmatik I was beyond intoxicated + them dark beats make me go wild. Good times. I miss those days.

not me, it was fun at times for sure, but not being a crackhead has its benefits.

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Originally posted by epicaricacy he didn't shave the beard...it got tangled in her bear bush and the firemen had to jaws of life it out.

I think you mean JEWS of life

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike I bet he had to ask her to roll around in flour so he could look for the wet bit.

Glad to see Mikey Mike still delivering serious fucking lolz

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by epicaricacy not me, it was fun at times for sure, but not being a crackhead has its benefits.

Yeah, it's just nostalgia.. I was never a crackhead, but I did hit the bottle pretty hard more often than I should. And then I got bored of it. It's happened with pretty much everything at some point in my life. So. Y'know.
I like the complete absence of hangovers, though. And the fact that I remember things now 'the morning after'.

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Originally posted by Clovis Glad to see Mikey Mike still delivering serious fucking lolz

lol +1

Whatever, that shit ain't funny. My mom used to crack that joke when I was like 8. Which makes that an old lady joke.

there is no way that she isn't reading this and getting cheeto powder all over the f5 key.

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Is that why her vag smells like cheese?

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Originally posted by jennypie Is that why her vag smells like cheese?

Kraft Puberoni and Cheese

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Rofl puberoni.