LOLOLOLOLOL!!
I just pissed a telemarketer right off... hahahah!!
Oh man that is funny shit.
"May I speak with Miss ***"
"Speaking.... what is this regarding?"
"This is Canadian Tire Mas-"
"I don't want your banking services!!"
"Uhhh... Do you have a Mastercard with us?"
"Yes, is this regarding my Mastercard, or your banking services?"
"Well Miss ***, we wanted to offer you protection from identity theft for you and your fam-"
"WHAT?!?! Am I not protected already!?!?"
"Well Miss ***, we have a new-"
"Wait! Does my credit card not have protection if it's lost or stolen?!?!?!"
"Miss *** if you would let me finish my sentences I could tell you!!"
"Well can you call back in a half hour?"
"Thank you for choosing Canadian Tire Mastercard!" *click*
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I got so much pleasure out of that.
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